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Don't want to become a stale regular...View MessagesSo I'm sealing myself in a big plastic bag “Okay, this isn't too bad, at least I'll be nice and fresh...hmmm...it's kinda hard to get this twist-tie to work from inside...oh, I know I'll just pull the edges of the bag down inside and bunch them up and work it that way...hmmm...okay that worked! yay! Now I won't become stale! Hey wait a minute. It's getting hard to breathe in here. Oh crap, I'm gonna be like one of those cleaner-bag babies! <frantically trying to undo twist-tie> Which way did I twist this thing? Agggg! I'm starting to get woozy! Help! The bag is too strong to tear! Ahhhhhh! Ohhh.....blacking out....goodbye all....” 10:08:05 AM 1/14/04 “Quick somebody hand me a multi-tool!!!” 10:09:06 AM 1/14/04 “Bit in a bag. Now, to dry him out, crush him up, roll him and smoke him!” 10:10:45 AM 1/14/04 “Who will keep us straight in binary?” 10:11:58 AM 1/14/04 “Quick, somebody poke a hole in the bag! No, no, not in his eyes! Gross, not in his nose!” 10:17:37 AM 1/14/04 “How the wook are you typing, bitpoker?” 10:19:54 AM 1/14/04 “Should have used a Ziploc. They keep things fresher longer.” 10:20:04 AM 1/14/04 “At least bit will not have to worry about rain on this weekend's backpack.” 10:39:39 AM 1/14/04 10:42:34 AM 1/14/04 “Thanks for trying folks. I'll be along with you on many TT hikes now...lol...haunting you.” 10:43:49 AM 1/14/04 “Wap Dat Wascal.....” 10:45:18 AM 1/14/04 “I guess my posts should be more ghostly as well...” 10:46:13 AM 1/14/04 “Wow. Don't click on the "Rude Dolls"....” 10:48:05 AM 1/14/04 “Booooooo!” 10:50:16 AM 1/14/04 “Alas, poor Bitpusher!” 10:58:17 AM 1/14/04 “Just don't turn my skull into a candleholder, ok?” 10:59:53 AM 1/14/04 “wasn't there a thread about chicken in a bag? got real disgusting as I recall. ... but then most threads on TT do” 11:23:21 AM 1/14/04 “lmfao - bitpusher you go on my funniest people I have to hike with list for this one.” 12:25:13 PM 1/14/04 “Alas, I don't think I'll be doing much hiking anymore. But if you'll tell me your address, I'll haunt you, dhutch...” 12:27:03 PM 1/14/04 “Two words...VACUUM SEALER” 12:27:11 PM 1/14/04 “I hope he doesn't start stinking to bad this weekend.” 12:41:35 PM 1/14/04 “Anyone got a dehydrator we can use on him? Good jerky recipies?” 12:45:53 PM 1/14/04 “We could call it "bit bits"” 12:47:49 PM 1/14/04 “i think he's jerky enough! ;-) that was Phaedrus, HOI, with the chicken...i think. but it appears he's gotten sidetracked in life, what with all the politics. we want more disgusting experiments! ha!” 12:48:38 PM 1/14/04 “I was thinking space bags! Anyone use them? Coolest things in the world. Hook up you vaccuum to it and start sucking!” 12:49:18 PM 1/14/04 “A real taste of the South.” 12:50:03 PM 1/14/04 “I jus have one thing to say to all of you.... EAT ME!” 12:52:28 PM 1/14/04 “We don't want no backpackers with good taste. We want backpackers that taste good! ;-)” 12:52:39 PM 1/14/04 “I hear there's a German market for bit's bits.” 12:54:00 PM 1/14/04 “Hey! Here's an idea. I bet there is someplace in China that we could sell parts of bit! Aren't gallbladders selling well there?” 1:09:23 PM 1/14/04 “I hate to think what ailment it would be used to remedy.” 1:10:49 PM 1/14/04 “You'll have to contact my surgeon to get that little bit of me...it was removed almost six years ago” 1:11:00 PM 1/14/04 “How good is his liver? Should be able to get top dollar if it's in reasonably good shape.” 1:11:29 PM 1/14/04 “This dude has been stale a long time.” 1:12:55 PM 1/14/04 “I think black bear gallbladders are used to 'cure' erectile disfunction.” 1:13:35 PM 1/14/04 “His liver? I've seen him drink the hard stuff sitting around a campfire. It's probably shot. ;-)” 1:20:59 PM 1/14/04 “Okay, I found a pic of a cirrhotic liver, but it's far too gross to post on this forum. For the truly masochistic” 1:24:59 PM 1/14/04 “bit doesn't smoke. We could sell his lungs to a rich smoker!” 1:26:16 PM 1/14/04 “Well, I smoke cigars. But I don't inhale the smoke, so my lungs should be pretty clear. I do have my license marked for organ donation...” 1:27:52 PM 1/14/04 “"Alas, I don't think I'll be doing much hiking anymore. But if you'll tell me your address, I'll haunt you, dhutch..." bit, come haunt the monastery on staten island this weekend. me, maple and calmwater are going to be on the lookout for ghosts,.. make it interestin for us, will ya???” 2:14:48 PM 1/14/04 “Okay, but if the only thing that happens is all your underwear disappears, well, don't be disappointed...” 2:18:34 PM 1/14/04 “note to ghost: calmwater is a guy” 2:21:31 PM 1/14/04 “You know, one of the big problems in the English language is the lack of any way to differentiate between the second person singular and second person plural possessives. Your underwear, Scorchy...lol.... oh, and Booooooooo!” 2:24:06 PM 1/14/04 “haha,.. "i'm not wearing any underwear"” 2:25:14 PM 1/14/04 “See, I already got it!” 2:25:57 PM 1/14/04 “DOH!” 2:26:34 PM 1/14/04 “And I must say, they are very nice...” 2:52:00 PM 1/14/04 Look out mr. ghost “  ”2:55:29 PM 1/14/04 “You don't frighten me, New York pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "lumber zac," you and all your silly New York Ghostbusters!.” 2:58:15 PM 1/14/04 Scared now? “  ”3:02:04 PM 1/14/04
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