A joke

“A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . . . . . "

" You just happened to catch my eye!"”

“what do michael jackson and k-mart have in common??

the both have boy's underwear half way off.



why did michael jackson get food poison?

because he ate 12 year old weannies.


lmao.”

“yikes.”

“LMAO!!!! Its good to be bad!!”

“tell this joke next winter....



What do R. Kelly and the weather man have in common??






They're both dipping into the teens.”

“How do you know it's bedtime in MJ's home?



When the big hand goes over the little hand.”

“Well, last week was the annual Joke Show on the Prairie Home Companion. I really hate to tell you this, but They're all typed up on the website.

Have you heard of the new diet for guitar players?

It's called the Chet Atkins diet. All you do is pick at your food.


Enjoy!”

“Rene Descartes walks into a bar and has a beer. After a while the bartender asks him if he wants another beer. He says, "I think not," and disappears.”

“A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?" The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."”

“Whoa, and you thought the others were bad!”

“It gets worse ......”

“A mushroom walked into a bar and bought everyone drinks. He was a fun gi to have around.”

“Tried to warn you ---”

“Why can't Episcopalians play chess?
They can't tell the difference between a bishop and a queen.



ouch!”

“What did the invitation say to Michael Jackson's party?

B.O.B.
bring your own boy”