House turned into drive-thru

“Man drives truck through neighbor's house, lands in their pool

This is the most amazing line from the story:

The Florida Highway Patrol says, around 2am Thursday morning, the driver of the truck blew a stop sign outside the home, plowed through the front yard, through the living room and the kitchen, straight through to the back of the house, coming to rest in the pool.

I didn't know that was possible...”

“Clouseau is back??”

“You've got to look at the photo slideshow...”

“In college a friend of mine was LOADED and launched his Nissan Sentra over a porch and into a living room. He was so drunk that he didn't get hurt too badly, mild concussion and lots of bruises.

Luckily noone was home. It was an older couples home and one of them was in the hospital and the other was staying there overnight.

Cops noticed the car in the front wall when the sun came up.”

“Clouseau is back??

CHIEF Inspector.”

“I saw a Budweiser can in the car. Was that you Dayhiker?”

“And there appears to be a rather full looking baggie right next to it...”

“1) Lucky stop sign.


2) Exactly what were they doing in that truck just before it crashed through the house that would cause the female passenger to be topless? Hmmmm?!”

“Topless??? Now, I gotta go watch the slide show.”