OJ Simpson Lobbies Howard Dean for Cabin et Seat

“AP Wire

After watching the "Black & Brown" Iowa debates last Sunday, retired NFL running back, ABC Football Analyst, and accused murderer OJ Simpson wrote a letter to Govoner Dean requesting a cabinet position should he win the White House in 2004. When asked what propmted the letter, Mr. Simpson responded "I have all the qualities that they look for in Cabinet Members; I'm on the cutting edge of modern politics, I have extensive knowledge of the legal system, I could slash a budget if I need to, I can be persuasive with people if they disagree with me, and I know when to cut and run in bad situations." The Dean Campaign had no comment, but a source to the former Vermont Govoner stated that if it came down to Simpson or Sharpton, OJ would probably get the nod.”

“See, I kept saying Dean was a pretty smart guy.

"if it came down to Simpson or Sharpton, OJ would get the nod".



How could anyone fault that decision?”

“Not only did we let him get away with murder now were are going to give an office, What is this country coming too”

“Simpson all the way!

He's much better looking than Sharpton.”

“BWaaaaaaaHHHHHaaaaaaaHHHHHaaaaa”

“So who finally played the race card?

Why did it take so long for this lead weight to surface?”

“Rock on Bush”