I got a present, and you didn't!

“HA-HA! Geobeet sent me a calendar with MONKEYS on it! isn't that sweet? there's Violin on January, and Dunadan on February, and Ice Tea on March...you get the idea! ha! okay, maybe i'm kidding about that part.”

“Naked????? :O

Why didnt I get one?”

“them naked?? good god, it was a present, not an attempt to kill me.

:-D”

“December was the funniest one. Reminded me of my late Pop putting up Christmas lights, or me putting a tarp up in the wind.”

“The reason Her Adorableness got it was because she is the reigning Queen of Monkeys. I thought everybody knew that.

Psst, lyra, tell her to eat it!”

“i like the November one, my birthday month...a monkey is rescuing a kitty from a tree! aawwww.

now i guess this means i'll have to give another TTer a present! karma, you know. ;-)

either that, or you guys can all compete to see who can give me the best present. whichever.”

“So it really is going to be the year of the monkey.”

“You just can't get enough, can you? My picture was a "scratch and sniff". Eau de tunacan.”

“Hmmm, I remember having a calendar when I was in undergraduate school with a different chick spanking the monkey each month.

Is yours anything like that?”

“Am I in the calendar?”

“dammit, Dunadan, no one's sniffing your can!

gross, chili! ;-)

oh yeah, now i see you, Phaedrus...you have a cute little dress on, and a hat with flowers. aawwww! so cute.”

“#&%!$ING DAMMIT!”

“moo haa haa!”

“Dang, that was Phaedy? I didn't recognize him under all those flowers.”

“Where's my Monkey?!”

“Am I on there?”

“Lyra; monkeys are just too adorable!”

“Oh yeah-I'll be gettin' lotsa presents on Tuesday!!!”

“no regifting for me on my birthday :P

someone named a sea turtle in my name

a very cool crystal rock thingy

money

sirus radio which freakin ROCKS

and tree got me the ring i was looking at just the day before my birthday, thing is he bought it 2 weeks before...”

“Are you serious??

Seriously, it's SIRIUS, leafymaple.

Next time I swing by The Treehouse(insert Tarzan YELL!!) I'll give ya a smooch, kid!!”

“it is so cool. hey im stuck in the truck for 8 hours a day, might as well have fun in it!!”

“i have XM radio, my dad gave it to me awhile ago! you're right, satellite radio rocks.”

“What a couple of space kadets!!

>8^P”

“Hey, I got a very cool crystal rock thingy too! Guess they're the latest coolest now-est gift!”

“well some people DO call me a space cowgirl.”

“Some call you a gangsta' of love.”

“Some people call me Maurice”

“*cat call*”

“We're hosing maple's thread!!”

“You duh man, Zac!!”