Almost had myself a baby

“My former assistant editor stopped by to drop off a plant and had her 10-month old baby with her. The kid nearly jumped into my arms and then didn't want to go back to Mom. What a cutie - chubby cheeks, blue eyes, and the cutest smile. She kept eyeing up my fossil collection.”

“What's the best wine to go with baby?”

“ah gawd, violin - I thought I had forgotten about that rotten.com baby eating thing, but you just reminded me of it. barf.”

“red”

“she only wanted you for your fossils.”

“typical woman”

“Could be. Her mom took some geology classes and was always asking me questions when we worked together.”

“Geez!!!

Ten months old and already eye-ballin' some guy's crotch!”

“I would recommend a dry Gewurtztraminer, or even Pinot Blanc. A rich Bordeaux,such as Cabernet or Merlot,is a little much for the tender flesh of a human infant. Try preparing the tot in the oven wrapped in foil with some rosemary and asparagus for an experience rich in flavor as well as texture.”

“What happened to the oldfashioned kiante and fava beans ?”