CHEERS

“> Have you ever wished you could remember Norm's greetings from Cheers?
>
> 1. "What's shaking, Norm?"
> "All four cheeks and a couple of chins."
>
> 2. "What's new, Normie?"
> "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding
> beer."
>
> 3. "What'd you like, Normie?"
> "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
>
> 4. "What'll you have, Normie?"
> "Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever
> comes out of that tap."
> "Looks like beer, Norm."
> "Call me Mister Lucky."
>
> 5. "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
> "Like a baby treats a diaper."
>
> 6. "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
> "The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."
>
> 7. "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
> "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
>
> 8. "Beer, Norm?"
> "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
>
> 9. "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
> "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
>
> 10. "Whatcha up to, Norm?"
> "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
>
> 11. "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
> "Poor."
> "I'm sorry to hear that."
> "No, I mean pour."
>
> 12. "How's life treating you Norm?"
> "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
>
> 13. "Women. Can't live with 'em ... pass the beer nuts."
>
> 14. "What's going down, Normie?"
> "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
>
> 15. "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
> "All right, but stop me at one ... make that one-thirty."
>
> 16. "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
> "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Woody - and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
>
> 17. "What's the story, Norm?"
> "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
>
> 18. "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
> "The question is what's going *in* Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."
>
> 19. "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
> "A little early, isn't it, Woody?"
> "For a beer?"
> "No, for stupid questions."”

“Those are great, Spike. Norm's entrances were always a high point in that show”

“Norms entrances, Coach's stories, Woody being Woody. All great stuff!”

“Cheers had to have been one of my all time favorite shows.”