Hey, chili!!!

“Cottonsocks mentioned this weekend that you guys are looking for a larger tent. I have a Sierra Designs Clip Flashlight 3 that I really love because it has lots of room for Mother G and I. I think this tent would work well for you and cottonsocks too. If you like, I would be happy to lend it to you to see if you would like to get one of your own. Let me know.”

“A larger tent? WTF????


Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of a smaller one.”

“chili, cottonsocks said she wants a one person tent now. She doesn't want to carry that large tent for when she goes on these hikes without you.”

“She has a checkbook.”

“LOL, maybe she was intoxicated when we had that conversation (nah, couldn't be). Something about being mushed up against the side of the tent when your big ass is in it...”

“I guess she can have the tent and I will get a tarp.”

“The first night out using that configuration, you should press your ass up against her through the tent wall, just for old times' sake....”

“I like sleeping with you! FG shut up before you get me in trouble.”

“Wait'll she reads the third part of my Savage Gulf tale...lol...”

“"The first night out using that configuration, you should press your ass up against her through the tent wall, just for old times' sake...."
bitpusher
10:41:42 AM
01/19/04

OMG, what a fukin' vision THAT is, LOL!!!”

“Let her go hiking and sleep with someone else in the tent and the next thing I know she doesn't want me in it.

Oh well, I guess I can always pass up on the hikes and hang out at the strip clubs on weekends.”

“Well, she and Moses were b!tching at each other like an old married couple...”

“Did she complain about sleeping in the tent with moses?”

“Now that you mention it, no...”

“Why was their tent pitched so far away from all the others? That brush might have been a sort of sound break from the rest of the group.”

“Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin”

“lol....”

“see Chili, you should have known something was up when she brought in someone new. She could have been safe with me ;)”

“You know, when all of this back packing started, Chili was supposed to be my partner.”

“It was sort of like the blind leading the newbie...or vice versa.”

“Take my wife...please...”

“After this weekend, you might have a few takers, FG...that was quite a spread Mother Goose brought.”

“Hah! I was referring to chili sending cottonsocks with moses, lol...”

“i'm looking into the small henry shires tarptent for when i solo, or miss opie refuses to carry anymore of my gear”

“I am looking at the Henry Shires tarptent for cottonsocks and I but I want more data on how they weather a real monsoon.”

“chili - My two man Henry Shires weathered a pretty good blow on the AT this past Fall. One person will do great in it.
cottonsocks will NEED a two person tarp just for all the crap she made Moses carry.

Ask cottonsocks about the 'Blue Panties' hike. ;)”

“Sometimes I am convinced there are things I don't want to know.”

“Who is 'Baglady', LOL???”

“Cottonsocks is almight slow in telling anything about this hike. When I asked about the "blue panties" hike, she just said, "I changed clothes".

I keep expecting her to start anwering with "I cannot recall at this time".”

“I cannot recall at this time!”

“Transportation from Airport to Ithaca.
Which option are you
taking?

Option 1:
INS picks you up?

Option 2:
Thumbing it?

Option 3:
Snafu picks you up?

Option 4:
Syracuse Hooters Girls pick you up?

Option 5:
Taxi Cab?”

“YO!”

“Patience, snafuhopper. The Chilimeister is a busy man...”

“What the h3ll could a lawyer be busy at ??? LOL”

“Option 6: I rent a bus and the Hooters girls pour drinks while we travel.

....


nah, Cottonsocks would never go for that one.


This trip is still "iffy".”

“OK....
Just let me know if ya need to be picked up.....
I will post a note for Gemini too on the Ithaca thread...
Now get back to work ya slacker!”