Why Dating Rocks!

“Since I've been single, and since I've had OT cut severly, I've date many an American and also:

Malaysian
Nigerian
El Salvadoran.
Honduran
Greek
German

I'm seeing the World without leaving DC!”

“Well, damn, bearmagnet, whet our appetite, why don't ya?

Details, man, details!

You are a guy, right?”

“Dude,,, you said the N word.”

“Is it better than self-abuse???”

“Yes, I'm a guy. Don't know how much I should reveal. The best part is I've met them all in the same bar! No wait, that's a disadvantage. One night The Greek and one of the Nigerians were in the bar when I arrived. Didn't want to speak to either of them.”

“What "N" word? Nigerian? As in, someone from Niger?”

“Sometimes.”

“"Yes, I'm a guy. Don't know how much I should reveal........"

Damn! I thought Clinton left Wahington DC long ago!”

“Clinton learned nothing in DC! He learned how to cheat in Ark. In DC you learn how to get away with it.”

“That's pronounced, ni' jer

bearmagnet, have you found any "beartrapper's hats" in that crowd?”

“Is that anything like a "3 o'clock"?”

“Not sure what a "beartrapper" hat is”

“...And most of them were irrational. But who ever heard of picking up a rational Women (or Man) in a Bar?”

“the important thing is to find out which bar this is?????”

“I know a great bar called the Blue Oyster... lol”

“I've been to the Blue Martini !”

“It's not in Bethesda!”

“dating sucks!”

“Wrong Thread Scorchy!!!”

“I think SF is just trying to poison my thread.”

“As soon as i find a girl who's ideal date is a weekend backpacking trip - I'll let you know why dating rocks.”

“That would be nice. But there are "other" things that can make dating rock!”

“I just felt I had to resurrect this thread.

I'm tired of complaining about dating...





















at least for the time being;)”

“Well, I've dated some dumb women, but never one I would describe as a "rock".”

“Dating sucks when you're not doing it or you keep going on bad dates.

But once you find someone who's really great - well, then dating is SWEEEEEEEEEETTTT!”

“I dated a rock. Maybe feel like a necrophiliac.”

“Maybe I should clarify that once was enough?”

“no no..... it sucks”

“Maybe=made me. I think I've been drugged.

I hate Mondays. I could really get through the week if it wasn't for Mondays, especiall around tea time.”

“Nah, dating rocks! Would we define dating as pre-exclusive relationship?

Not meeting anyone dateworthy sucks. You wonder where they are hiding.”

“paying for crappy dates sucks!”

“Yeah, that does suck. There should be a clause about that one. A disclaimer maybe?”

“I am dating the best man ever! I just have to tell the TT world and anyone else who will listen. We had such a great time together on his 5-day pass. Loved sitting at the lighthouse watching the sunset on Lake Michigan and riding the Harley. And it seems like every time I turn around, Jon gives me more gear. Last time it was a water filter. This weekend it was a Camelback cleaning kit, a 2-man tent and a Garmin GPS. Oh, yeah, he's a keeper. ;)”

“Five day pass? I hope he's in the military.

Cheers, Ruby”

“BTW, Ruby, you must be a keeper too. It would take one special woman to make me part with gear.”

“to play devils advocate here..is it the gear that you like getting or being with him.

Seriously, Glad it is working out for you Victoria.”

“i'd date any guy who gave me lots of gear.”

“Thank you, gremlin.

Yep, he's Army National Guard, leaving very soon for Afghanistan. He is paring down and packing for the trip, buying newer and better gear, hence the gear gifts.”

“Well, after all, you did get a pedi, and a mani, and a few other things I can't remember”

“I've got a niece that I don't dare give anything 'used'.
She considers it the highest form of insult.
My nephews love to get my 'used' gear when I upgrade.

Ruby has the right attitude!
You rock Ruby!”

“I don't want any gear or any other material things from him. I could truly care less about that. It's just been icing on the cake to finally meet a man who gets excited about that stuff, too.”

“A young friend - rugby player and son of a rugby player just got back from Afghanistan - he's with the 3rd Canadian Combat Engineers. I took him on his first hike and we still talk about that.

Let's hops they all return home safe.”

“Thanks, SS.

WinterSolstice, he appreciated ALL I had done very, very much.

Another bonus is it's nice to know that I will know just what kind of gadgets would make great gifts for him. We both drooled all weekend at the gear stores we went to.”

“Good on you Ruby. Hope things work out for ya.

Speaking of getting packed up....Leaving for the Winds for a little combat of my own. The Mosquitos of the Winds. See ya all in a week!

How about your friend Heather? Does she backpack by any chance? What a cutie!”

“Met the most beautiful women this weekend! First one was friday at LuLu's - African American/Cherokee hottie walked out on her BF that night. We talked, I consoled her with a silver tounge and alcohol......she didn't feel right, took my digits and left, saying maybe we could meet up in the future
:( :)

Met the Second one Friday Night- African American hottie built like a Goddess. We talked, danced, drank. she's 23yrs old so I had to knock a few digits off my age. :) She left me after we exchanged info and agreed to meet at Chi-Cha Lounge Monday night

Monday - we meet up, she was just dumped by her eight month BF OVER THE PHONE!

Thank God for Morons! Makes it so much easier for the rest off us! :D

I just got to work and I still feel drunk.”

“it's funny how a little time can change things.

right now they're the hottest chicks on the planet.

start dating them, then a serious relationship for a year or two...

who knows - a year from now some newbie might post on this site :


just met a wicked hot chick who's BF of a year just dumped her over the phone! she's 24, so i had to lie about my age a little bit. ”

“Sounds like your digits got a workout over the weekend... (at least you don't have an imprint of your keys on the side of your head for a souvenir this time, LMAO)”

“Careful - the bottle might start telling me bad stuff about you....”

“I shee two shacco's, bof ish making fun of me............

ya wanna make shomethin of it, buddy?”

“hmmm, i think if my girlfriend went out and danced and drank with other dudes and gave out her digits, AND was going out with someone else on the 4th of July, i'd dump her over the phone, too! not that i have a girlfriend. i swear!”