Kerry in Iowa

“if the arms in the air are any indication. He was at Luther College last Friday in my longtime home of Decorah. The actual paper had shots of him playing football on the library lawn at the college (which is where this shot was taken).

John Kerry

Yup, they all come through Decorah! And ya know Kerry's got that Kennedy look about him and the voice/accent, too. He might be able to ride that to a nomination.”

“He is the hardest of the bunch to look at. He's got that 'whiny' face like he just got his nads smashed with a hammer.”

“After the Luthern vote, eh? Ahh, Decorah, what a nice town. I used to know a girl from Ossian a few miles away- a good, Lutheran girl of sturdy, Norwegian extraction, too.”

“Yeah, but Briar, Bush has that Alfred E. Newman-"What me worry?"- look that bugs me!”

“Kerry looks a lot younger recently. Maybe those Cem peels realy DO work.....

Anyone hook a brotha up wid a link to one of those? I might have to invest in some me self!”

“Aero, LOL. I bet you even know how to SAY Ossian!! (most don't!)

gosh, I thought that country was settled by the Bohemian and German Catholics!! lol... or they let a few Norwegians in. (don't worry, I know there area few Norwegian Lutherans thereabouts)”

“I hear ya! Aero about Bushy, but instead of the gapped teeth he has the gap between the ears. You know what I really get tickled about is GWB's strut, its like he got these 'ghostly' six shooters straped to his hip.”

“Every time I see him I want to say, "Hey, John! Why the long face?"”

“Ahshun.”

“He is a Latvian or something like
that. He changed his name to Kerry
to get the vote in Mass.”

“Kerry Sucks!”

“I'll keep my mouth shut.....”

“Kerry was the head of the VVA.
Vietnam Veterans of America.
President Nixon asked him to tone
the protests down. Nixon was negotiating for the POWS at the time. Kerry still threw his medals
over the White House fence.”

“Well guess what you see in his parlor. The medals he threw away in disgust.”

“"Kerry Sucks!........."


"I'll keep my mouth shut....."


I went for an inside joke. My wifes name is Kerry......”

“I ain't touching that one!”

“What's with all the Bush fans coming out of the woodwork today? Are you guys starting to get a little antsy? Are you living in dread of the next presidential debates?”

“It's just like when you turn the lights on and all the cockroaches start scattering........

j/k!”

“I still can't figure out how John McCain lost the nomination to Dubya.

WTF?”

“Kerry and clinton ...aaaaaaah!

clark and clinton....aaaaaaaa!


Turn off the light!
Turn off the light!”

“Simple, he was running in the wrong party.”

“Tilt sucks Kerry!”

“McCain lost because our “uniter, not a divider” president ran a #&%!$ing ruthless campaign that considered a relative’s drug dependency, cancer or adoptive status to be fair game.”

“Lets just be happy that Hillary isn't running. Now theres a real crack head!”

“Pearly Gates

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane crash. They're at the pearly gates and God's sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, wh! at do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

God then address illary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."”