Whoo Hoo....I Have An Excuse To Buy New Gear!

“Holy crapamoly, I just found a few runners in the crotch area of my old Patagonia Campilene long underwear. I've had these lightweight longjohns since I don't know when, and I'll bet they're close to if not more than 15yo. The runners create holes when the material is stretched, so you know what that means???

I know, I know, they can still be used till they completely blow out, but at least this gives me a reason to go on a search for new ones until these self-destruct.”

“You need an excuse??? How sad...”

“I know. 8(”

“Aren't you single Buddur?
Who do you need the excuse for? ;-)”

“"The runners create holes when the material is stretched, so you know what that means???"
Buddur
03:04:00 PM
01/20/04

Ya been blowin' some monster farts in yer drawers???”