Give me back my bullet!!

“I've heard that Nigal's farts are quite deadly.”

“That was not only not nice, but hearsay that could not stand up in court. Return to your stool!”

“LOL...Violin's favorite pick up line in a bar..."Would you like to push in my stool?"”

“Oh, that was bad, but funny.”

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"Broomsticks? Dangerous?"
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You better believe it! Even a pool queue, an umbrella or a set of keys can be dangerous, when used by a person with a little knowledge. And I can make a good weapon out of a magazine and a knife out of newspaper.

The broomstick can be used as a Bokken, an Escrima Stick or a bo staff.

Bokken
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“A good fire extinguisher serves dual purpose.”

“Actually I live in a very nice neighborhood. As for my experience well that all comes from my year in Iraq. Don't judge until you know the facts bonecrusher.”

“After their second break-in the insurance co insisted that my folks get an alarm system. They are 15 miles from the nearest real police station, and when they called them and asked about response time the sheriffs dept said it would be at least an hour if they bothered to come at all. Their reasons for not responding was they may have something better to do.
Why were they broken into? They live in a nice rural area. No neighbors. You can't even see the house from the road except in the winter at night when the lights are on. The problem was that everyone and their brother knew they had a shlt load of guns because my Dad is the shotgun instructor for 4H. They did not have a safe the first time, but you can bet they did the second time when the beeotches came back for what insurance had replaced after about 6 months. That time they only got a few stupid things of little value. They left muddy boot tracks from the back door through the house to the front of the safe, then back out. No guns for you! This was 14 years ago though.”

“hughes114 - I call them as I see them. Your actions fit the mold very strongly. I'll stick with my original post.”

“As I stand by my original post.”