I've been wondering

“Why does my doctor always want to put his finger in my arse, but he gets all crabby and headachie when I try to do the same thing to him?”

“I see some of these are jokes. Mine was a serious question. Why do they do that?”

“HPD..it just depends on the resturant I believe..I worked at Olive Garden for a time and we were told to put a straw with each drink. We were to remove the bottom of the paper and put it in the drink. I have been in plenty of resturants where I had to ask for a straw if i wanted one.”

“Maybe it's just more sanitary. I have sent drinks back that still had the former patron's lipstick around the edge of the glass. Yuk! Nice restaurants too. I always ask for a straw if they don't provide one first.”

“I ask for a straw and a glass of ice..because once you put the straw in, you are drinking from the bottom of the glass where there is no ice and therefore the drink is warm..yuck!”

“CD - I've heard the sanitary reason before, but the drink touches the inside of the glass where, if the glass isn't properly washed, the last person's germs are all over.

Another reason I heard today was that they don't want you to spill the drink, it might leak out from your mouth as you drink onto the tablecloth. LMAO! I think you need to stay home if that's a problem!”

““Why does my doctor always want to put his finger in my arse, but he gets all crabby and headachie when I try to do the same thing to him?”


You need to go to a different doctor dude!



One that is more ... accommodating.”