An obituary

“Borrowed this from another message board, which borrowed it from another message board:


Forgive me friends, but it is with a heavy heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, the still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes”

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I am soooo sad!”

“How come Uncle Ben wasn't there? Too good for the little dough man?”

“As somm of you know I work for a major retail organization and bought batteries for quite some time. My vendor just called to announce very disturbing news regarding the Energizer Bunny. He has passed away.

Between the tears and condolences, he told me that the police are investigating as the circumstances are questionable. It seems there is reason to suspect murder. You see...

His batteries had been tampered with and turned around. Dying from the exaustion of coming, and coming and coming....”

“So, he came and went at the same time?”

“Sounds almost like the ebola bunny to me.”

“I turned it over to my obit writer.”

“WOW!!! talk about a refactory period. I'm jealious. I better get back to my Kegels.”