Did you guys hear?

“Hey, did you guys hear about those climbers that fell off a cliff due to some magazine? Can anyone give me more info?


LOL!”

“I'm not falling for that one, Nigal!


(groan....)”

“Nigal - there are a couple of threads already here for ya.”

“NO WAY?

when?


*giggle*”

“I haven't heard a thing! LMAO”

“I only heard the thud at the end!”

“sure yuou have Ms. Cotton

the cliff fell...”

“Yeah, I saw them, all 20 of them. I just wanted my own thread about it.

This is by far the fastest bltchslapping for worthless threads I've ever seen! 2 minute turnaround time for 7 posts! Hurt me! Hurt me! I've been naughty!”

“AND!! did you hear Bennifer broke up? for real, i saw it on E! last night!!!”

“yes i heard, i am in Mourning

:(”

“Good Mourning, Maple!”

“eh, they're played-out. LOL!

and a big B-TCH SLAP to Nigal!”

“Really? I heard it was just J Lo divorcing her azz, not dumping Ben. She should change her name to JELLO.

Ben should dump that skeezer.”

“Lime green J-Lo, eh?

She's been through more men than a three dollar hooker with a revolving door...”

“ewww gross tread...”

“So, what man will J-Lo victimize date next?”

“LMAO @ yous guys!!”

“She's like the vilage bicycle...everyone's had a ride. You'd get more pleasure out of an old house slipper.”

“Treebeard - I remember those $3 days. That was when I worked in a steel mill for $1.17½ per hour! (1951)”

“She's like the vilage bicycle...everyone's had a ride.

Nigal

LMAO!!! At first glance, it looked like you said "Village People" and even that fits your statement!”

“NIGAL, that was horrid! LOL! and WHATEVER, because you men only wish you could get as much play as J-Lo.”

“I guess that was a little dated imagery, NS!”

“"NIGAL, that was horrid! LOL! and WHATEVER, because you men only wish you could get as much play as J-Lo."


Looks like we know who the TT Village Bike is now don’t we? LOL! No we DON’T wish we got as much play as Jlo. She’s getting play from GUYS!”

“Yes, I used to get a discount as a frequent customer!”

“LMAO!!! well, you know what i mean. if most men could get it on with as many women as they think J-Lo has gotten it on (with men), they'd be ecstatic. sluts!
;-D”

“only 2 bucks for you, NS? lol”

“Treebeard
"Yes, I used to get a discount as a frequent customer!"
nowslimmer

Of J-Lo?”

“When I was in Korea, "2 dolla" was the going rate. You could hear the women tell the men, "For 2 dolla, GI." I had no clue what those women were referring to, though. I would just see them disappear with some (un)lucky GI.”

“From a boy in the Philippines:

"You like my mother GI? She virgin, no chit! Two peso!"”

“I loved the scene from Full Metal Jacket...

"Me love you long time! Me sucky sucky you $10." Then the black guy chimes in and she says, "No. No. Too bookoo! Too bookoo!"”

“Whores are funny...”

“did you hear the Doobie Brothers broke up?”

“Damn! Next thing you'll tell me is Ronny Van Zant is dead or something bad like that!”

“did you hear about the 64 year old
farmer who was attacked in the yard
between his house and his barn by
a 200lb. black bear? The bear out
weighed the guy. He killed the
bear with a folding knife, much
like a Buck knife.”