Saddam's Horrendous Housekeeping

“We all know Bush invaded Iraq because he was a filthy slob, don't we? It wasn't the WMD’s.

I mean c'mon! The demon was living in a shed heaped with dirty clothes, eggshells and unwashed pans, with a refrigerator stocked with candy bars and soft drinks. Judge for yourself:





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“Looks like some college dorms I've seen.”

“Despicable. We should invade my college roommate's place too.”

“9 seconds.”

“LMBO @ tree and Phaedrus.

looks like my sons room sometimes”

“Hell that looks like my house sometimes!”

“Whadafuh? Saddam was NOT living with me no matter what they say!”

“Damned low income housing!”

“wait, does this mean we can not take this man into a fancy restuarant?

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“No, he'd probably sh_t all over the place like a puppy...”

“I'd trade that for my garage digs any day. I feel like such a fugitive.”

“Too bad we can't smell it.”

“Hey Buck, how much a month do you pay for rent?”

“Phaedrus, why, you wanna move in and split it? I GET THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED! I CALLED IT!”

“Nooo, Buck. I was just wondering how much I could get for letting someone sleep in my garage.”

“Ha ha! Well, I pay $250/mo for rent and utilities. Mind you, I have a lot of "stuff". The garage looks like a mini-REI that's not that all that mini. Also, I am prone to pee in the backyard.”

“I suspect that the plumbing is not up to code. Oh, wait, this is Iraq we are talking about. Oh well, never mind.”