Ban Treebeard!

“YOU SUCK SO BAD!!!


it seems that one of the hard boiled eggs you gave me, forgot to get hard.

so thanks for the runny eggs all over my desk.

whats up with you and the food today?”

“forgot to get hard...

whats up with you and the food today?

Uhm...”

“Hey hey hey! Keep your marital and sexual problems to yourself!”

“I NEVER complain about food someone was nice enough to cook for me!
They might tell me to go cook for myself.”

“if i had, i would not have RAW egg on my desk. it was soooo gross!!!”

“Uhhhhhhhhh...feed it a Viagra?”

“Hmmmmm, somebody needs to go suck an egg!


What Would Lyra Do?
(or say?)”

“HaHa Maple, the yolk's on you!

Shell I egg you on more?”

“Eggs-actly what I was thinking Geo!”

“Oval, omelet it go for now.”

“Shell I go with you?”

“You two have hatched some terrible puns before, but this really cracks it!”

“Hey, I just realized. I gave Maple chicken salad for lunch. and the eggs for breakfast. So, which came first, the eggs or the chicken salad?”

“OMG HELP!!!”

“You're saying she got her eggs scrambled with the chicken?”

“ONCE my wife boiled eggs for HER lunch salad.

I got blamed for the raw egg in her lunch.

Packing lunch is NOT a 2 person job.

Stay outta my kitchen! :-)”

“Let's see now, Maple's been attacked by dead turkeys and now an egg. What does that tell us ... ???”

“That next she will be stampeded by mad cows?”

“She's eggcited?”

“It's Maple's version of the fish slapping dance.”

“what's wrong with maple? she's trying to get everyone baned.

careful what you wish for....”

“You people need lives!”

“We need lives? You're the dufus who read it.”

“Only for entertainment factor! I get the same amusement from you dorks as I do from watching this video.

http://www.drunkdwarves.com/movies/ogrehigh.mpeg”

“Sheesh, I forgot about that video clip. Sad as ever. Reminds me very much of people I used to hang out with.”

“You are all a bunch of Dundgeon and Dragons playing, tree hugging, coffe shop hanging out in, weirdos.”

“Wow tree you're good. You don't even have to get it hard to make her all gooy.























Sorry...”

“*rimshot*”

“*rimjob*”

“oh my”

“Can we have a pre-emptive banning here, matt?

Thanks.”

“I'm banning myself. As a matter of fact, I'm holed up and holding myself hostage. If I don't come out with my hands up, I'm coming in after me!

This is serious, people! I think he means it!”

“Wow Treebeard has really gone downhill since he hit 50.”

“Nobody move or the Jew gets it!!”

“Hey, where duh white women at?”

“Pardon me whaaale Ah whip this out!”

“How can he keep his hands up when they are busy?”

“yes ban treebeard.”

“yes ban treebeard.”

“You can say that again!~!”

“She did!”

“

Nobody move or the Jew gets it!!”
Nigal
11:40:18 AM
2/01/05

I thought this, then I saw Nigal's post. I almost had a accident.”

“TB wasn't in Oregon yesterday, was he?”

“They evicted me. What was I supposed to do?”

“Great minds think alike bit. I guess this was a freak coinkydink then. :P”

“Get This...


"But in some ways, what is most surprising about Monday's incident is that nothing as significant has happened in a long time.

Oregon's beautiful Capitol mall is situated within a mile of both the Oregon State Hospital's unit for the ciminally insane and the Oregon State Penitentiary."


So the politicians feel right at home in the neighborhood!”

“What good will it do to ban him? He's so old now, he'll just forget he was banned and show up again tomorrow....”

“LMAO Bowlderman,
I swear twignut is trying to do that.
say one thing and then say something else and tell tree he heard her wrong.
LOL”

“So, she's trying to 'Gaslight' him...”

“Smart girl!”