That "other" site

“Is it just me, or has anyone noticed there are a bunch of angry people that get on to these websites???”

“We just troll over there from time to time, trying to infict our will on the masses.

BTW - We're over due for a flame war, aren't we?”

“Laqtis, are you talking about Board Wars at ten paces? Those are fun! Seems to me we are a bit overdue.”

“YES WE ARE!!!!”

“I'm kinda new...just what is a flame war???”

“it's been what, a year and a half since the last one... you guys go ahead, i'm not gonna get involved this time.”

“Fasten your seat belts it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

“To use a military analogy. People who start board wars are like mercenaries. They run into the town, rape the horses and ride off on the women. Then I have to come through and clean up the mess that's left over.

In other words, they are not fun on my part.”

“There you go peeps.
Please Read and Heed....”

“I go over there once in a while. I hate the format, the people are like people everywhere, some are jerks some are not. I think I go there because there are more people from the southwest, or who backpack in the southwest.

thebackpacker.com is home, much as I am afraid to admit it.”

“Ok Im in the dark What is the other board?”

“It's been at least a year since I raped a horse. Matt's trying to ruin everyone's fun.”

“I thought it was rape the town,
kill the people.

rape the town,kill the people.
rape the town,kill the people.”

“Damn! I hate it when we get found out! Just kidding...I really didn't mean that we should start one...only that it's a GOOD thing that there hasn't been one in a while......That's it.....just showing how GOOD we've been......that's all... :)


Seriously, looks like that would not be fair to our underpaid, overworked Webmaster. Sorry, big guy!”

“Sorry Dad. I'll be good, I promise ¦ ) .”

“Rats! I was so up for a good pillaging too.”

“Neener neener neener, you guys got in trouble! I didn't tell on you, swear.”

“dang Sassafras it sounds like you have been hanging around with a three year old lately (grin)”

“Not right now, it's NAPTIME! PARRRR-TY! lol”

“Mercenaries are PAID to fight.

Maybe "barbarians" would be better?”

“I hear ya on the naptime, Sass!”

“Barbarian ... that has a nice ring to it ... I like it. Maybe I'll change my screen name to Conan.”

“Hey Geo, remember Mad magazine's parody of Conan? "Conehead the Barbituate?"”

“Somebody called?”

“I always got a laugh from 'Conan the Librarian'.”

“How about this for a satire?”

“To eliminate the most obvious guesses,

I am not Bacpac,
or Iced Tea.”

“You are an imposter. I shall have your head!”

“I doubt anyone cares.”

“You wish!

My head is my own!”

“Their nitwits are no worse than ours. It’s the format over there that stinks. For instance, if I make a post about horse raping, there could be responses anywhere on the thread. Here, you just read everything since your last post.”

“Oh poop. I so wanted to do a raid. Now I have to sort these books instead.”

“errr... Onan, I think you spilled something.

by the way, you must be good at Yoga... esp. positions like the plow?


("My head is my own!"
Onan the barbarian
12:58:16 PM)”

“They key to a board invasion is to not let them know you are coming. For some reason, a ton of people from there lurk here. So they would obviously know by now that a war is coming and they would be prepared. Then as Matt said, they would retaliate and attempt to rape our horses and ride off on our women. If you make it a covert operation and plan it secretly over email or IM, then attack in the middle of the night...they have no idea what happened, just a suspicion(sp). If they don't know who attacked they can't counter attack? Maybe it was those dastardly people from backpackinglight.net? Maybe Oskar was off his meds again and having a relapse?”

“Seems that the discovered this plan early today http://forums.backpacker.com/thread.jsp?forum=6&thread=34708”

“<snif>

I just found out I'm a petty, immature, loser!

Nevermind the great job, loving wife, two wonderful kids, and house I own in a great town to raise kids, because I post to Trail Talk, I'm a loser!

<snif> Somebody pass me a kleenex please...”

“I just drew a big L on my forehead with a marker.”

“Did Dub go to private school or something? Haven't you ever participated in a food fight young man? You don't sneak over under cover of darkness and muck things up in anonymity. Where's the fun in that? You yell "Food Fight!" and start slinging. Maybe flip over a table for cover. Everybody knows that.

If memory serves that's exactly how the last one started, too. Violin yelled "Board War" and let the slinging begin.

Those were goooooood times!




(Don't worry matt, that was just for educational purposes. I won't start on, I promise.)”

“Oops.

won't start on = won't start one

I got a little overexuberant.”

“I always thought a war between four or five bp boards would be pretty fun.”

“Well Skullcap, if that's what you want, retaliation, then yeah, you just yell and jump in. But if you want to destroy a board you get 10-20 people to sign on when the moderator is gone to bed and make 100's of posts to 100's of threads, lol. Everyone wakes up and is like, WTF? Then you repeat again during lunch.

Dub, the mastermind.”

“OMG Violin, that is the perfect idea, how can I help?”

“He just doesn't get it, does he?”

“Dub - Go steal Duckman's camera and leave a ransom note.”

“I thought you just up loaded a bunch of pictures on the site, causing it's server to fill up and then the site would crash. You don’t bother with the small insignificant veins and organs. You go straight for the jugular.”

“Who's Duckman and where can I find him?

bp.com won't let you upload pictures.”

“Oh crap.”

“Good work Dub, Messman = Oskar= many others, including the one last week. "Brian Keene"”

“Or is somebody talking to themselves http://forums.backpacker.com/thread.jsp?forum=4&thread=34670”

“LOL, I don't think anyone is talking to themself, but I think you discovered a new troll.”