I'm in NYC! HEY MAPLE HEY TREE!

“im in an internet cafe right now. got off in greenwich village at the houston stop.”

“ya need to keep that sort of thing private man!”

“i just want to say thank you for the last couple of days. its been a lot of fun, even if i froze my ass off yesterday. i dressed more warmly today, however.”

“theres no such thing as "private" in nyc!”

“Butt-slidin' on the ice?”

“I'll give ya that.”

“now i cant wait to drive over to warminster and see melissa and her mom! grrrrowll hubba hubba!”

“No prob, Stormy. Enjoy the Village. It's an Enchanted Forest of sorts. And that's no understatement. Call me when you head up towards Times Square and I'll mosey over and take a walk with ya...”

“no, tt, aint no buttslidin! i been stayin on my feet!”

“Treebeard, did you guys JUST sign up for the Sods Trip?”

“hey answer the cell phone !!!

we going to meet for lunch?”

“i found out theres no privacy in nyc when i rode the staten island ferry”

“umm how did you fing that out?”

“Were you fondled?”

“the phones not ringing, maple. how do i turn it on? (everybody keep your juvenile responses to yourselves, please)”

“to answer it, just open it”

“storm, then call me. my work # is in the phone book on the cell!”

“i didnt hear it. it needs to be louder.”

“fondle it Poopy! The phone. Brother!”

“im so backwards”

“then you will fit right into the city!”

“If you are going to walk backwards, Stormy, then I suggest you stay away from Christopher Street!”

“Trip report!”

“no trip report from Christopher Street and if you do make sure you add porno music....”

“poopy! will FIT IN! Mohaaaaaa!j/k”

“storm, dont talk to strangers ok?”

“Did Scotty's nickel run out?”

“umm tree, you taking him to see the naked cowboy?


that i will go to see...”

“if he's out, yeah. might be a little too cold, even for him. shrinkage cowboy?”

“You two cut that hick loose in THE City?

Who's gonna tell his mammy?”

“egads - this one is in town? yikes! LOL

hope you enjoy your stay here in NYC....

I'm miffed - apparently only Treebeard and Mapleleaf exist in NYC.....screw the rest of folks in the city huh?

I don't bite...not too hard :)”

“OK, so what's LIPWH?

nibble?”

“I WANNA GO TO NYC! yo bear!”

“come on in. we will even let you visit with Twinks!”

“will you let me out of the room? you know...the one with the soft cushy walls...?”

“Yes. But you will be frisked!”

“with just "the bear necesities, the simple bear necesities" Will visit ya all this spring or summer! I want to see central park, perhaps the bowery, full tour, ya know. So far all I have seen is 175ave and jerome st! When I was lost trying to git into city Sept 24th 2002!”

“Sounds like the Bronx, Jerbear! Yeah, let us know and we will frisk Twinks and make it safe for all to go out and party!”

“what da ya thin # of daz for the city tour?”

“Have a great lunch. I be hikin then to the spa for a steam, AHHHH!latter!”

“Frisked?

Unless the frisking is being done by a tall, dark, handsome, and rich backpacking man - I want none of it!

hahahaha”

“So, what's LIPWH?”

“"now i cant wait to drive over to warminster and see melissa and her mom! grrrrowll hubba hubba!"

I will make sure mom is out of the house before you come over! :P”

“I've said it before.

I'll say it again.

Please note the LIPWH

L - Lost
I - In
P- Pass
W - Word
H - Hell

It's my account from work because I had forgotten my password one day will jonesing for some TT.”

“Loose
Independent
Powerful
Wild
Hellion”

“:)

me thinks I like that one better”

“I still haven't seen a picture of Scorchy's mom, snap a shot for me if you would.”

“Aw man, Scorchie's mom is cute!”

“you missed it Dub, it was on a thread a few days ago. Mom is cute.”

“dang, I missed a MILF?”