I got a job!

“The job's a good opportunity for me, but I hate working. Anyone willing to pay me to sit around all day?”

“Congrats on the job. I think.”

“congrats!!! ya bum!”

“What's your problem Gary? We all gotta work..At least most of us anyway..???”

“Work sucks but hey we all need to pay the bills!


8p”

“Good going, Gary! You'll get used to it. Just get into the swing of things and I guarantee, you'll be in a daily rut before you know it. Now there, don'tcha feel better??”

“slacker!!”

“congrats, chipster!! like treebeard said, soon, you'll fall into the routine and it won't be half as bad as you thought--you'll be numb like the rest of us!!”

“I think its working all ready yam...my arm's numb. But whats with these chest pains?

Thx for the pep talk treebeard. I'm sure I'll hop outta bed tomorrow and meet the dawn with optimism, eagerness, and dread!”

“or not”

“Was it getting hungry out?”

“Haven't been fired yet. Four days and counting! God, I love wearing suits. Cant believe I'd ever say that.”

“hey chips- congrats! You lawyering?”