I love......

“to hear a childs laughter, the way my family makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, the site of a warm sunny day on my face, the smell of the ocean water, the view looking off a mountain, and the way that special someone makes you feel!”

“Little baby ducks....old pick up trucks....”

“and onions...”

“OK, What happened to the real Cottonsocks?
The real one would have just said, "F--K Me!"”

“my hubby!!!!!!!!”

“everyone has a sweet side....”

“she must be drinking...”

“LOL..no way...she is just sweet.....”

“she likes to drool on people ;P”

“and she is a sweetie......”

“...I like a beer buzz early in the morning...”

“...and Jimmy peals his lable from his bottles of Bud...”

“warm beer and cold pizza - ahhh those were the days”

“"...and Jimmy peals his lable from his bottles of Bud..."
Nigal
07:33:21 AM

Seinfeld, Nigal?”

“Now come on DJ man! Think man, think hard...

"This ain't no disco
It ain't no country club either
This is LA!"”

“All I want to do...”

“He's gonna kick himself.”

“He sure is.”

“OMG what happened to my thread... I love...?”

“Brain fart, Nigal. I placed the call inside my head and all I got was a recording saying my brain is out and to leave a message...”

“...is have some fun. I gotta feeling, I'm not the only one...”

“Thank you, Skully. Geez, the voices in my head were singing a different tune. Remind me to dock their pay!”

“LOL!”

“OK, back on topic then...I love Sheryl Crow!”

“Nigal, I agree with you. She is a hottie.”

“I am Svetlina.

I thenk maybe luve Eukre. Butt he luve bad birdz.

I am Svetlina.”

“Nigal, you putz, its "Billy" !”

“I love a huge fart. You know. You can feel it moving through the system . . .you're kind of bloated. It rolls along . . .almost visible beneath your clothes as it makes it way to the back door.


And then . .. relief. A giant huge (dry, so there is no mess to clean up)gut purging fart.


If you are really lucky it will stink a lot so that you can share it with friends.







Even better than a gut purging fart is a gut purging . . ..”

“Yeah, but don't you hate it when you get a fart bubble stuck between your cheecks? Ya know, ya kind of have to shake yer butt a little for the thing to slowly creep up your crack. I call this "the time released fart".”

“yes Nigal . .I do hate those.


But this thread is all about sharing the love. Love.

Puppy dogs, small children, warm spring days and gut purging farts.”

“"Nigal, you putz, its "Billy" !"

DULP! My whole research department is out sick today. Sorry for the inaccuracies.”

“i love this bar!”

“and by the way, Nigal and Lee, you guys really need to come out of your shell a little more! LOL!!”

“I'm just waiting for lee to fire up a "Queebing" thread so the REAL fun can begin!”

“Sorry Cottonsocks for going off topic again...

I love queebs.”

“I love...

whiskers on kittens..., no wait, that's been done.
OK, for real:

I love the icy fresh air that rolls off a glacier and caresses my lungs.

I love the salt spray of ocean waves and the cry of lonely gulls.

I love the smell of pine needles baking in the sun and crunching under foot.

I love turning purple to my elbows from wild blueberries.”

“I always thought it was "
queef"


I can't say that I "LOVE" them .. .it more of . . ..a mild amuzment.


Although .. .. there was this one woman, at this one bar . .. .and me with a pocket of dollar bills . . .”

“Careful what ya wish for lyra!

Nigal is likely to come out of more than his shell!”

“I gotta agree with Slugman,.. I love the smell of the beach and the ocean spray and the warm sand underneath bare feet.

Also love the smell of crisp, cold air right before it's about to snow.

And cuddling with someone you love by a warm fire place in big fluffy fleece pants : ) Wait a minute,.. when was the last time I did that?!”

“Are you sure that's not slugGIRL?????




Men love farts. GIrls like that other crap.


Get with the program.

Its hard to hijack a thread with girly-men in the room”

“isn't it queefs, with an "F", you dofus??

And isn't it dufus with a "U", you dufus??”

“EEWWWWWWW, Tom!”

“I just forgot to shave my legs.”

“Yeah Schorchie, how was that sand and ocean spray?

Colder that a Blair Witch's WHAT?”

“Lyra . .


Feel the love . . .coming out of its shell . . . .








Why are turtle necks called turtle necks??”

“My kids
My horse
My dog
the smell of leather
The all encompassing solitude of hiking alone
The feel of tired muscles after a good workout
Candles
Laughing
Going fast
the list goes on and on, it's the little things you notice throughout the day.”

“lee, sexy,.. NOT!

TT, Colder than a Blair Witch's T-t was for the MD Trip, not Assateague Island!!”

“No lee, it's QUEEB!”

“I love lee, he loves me, we will start a fa-mi-ly...Gotcha!”

“Nigal . .

Sorry . .. .when I was a young boy growing up my family used to call them queefs.



I'll have to tell Mom and my sisters.”