Those Crazy Swedes

“That country is going to the dogs!”

“That's just wrong”

“I can't even think of something to say.”

“OMG (maples jaw just dropped)

Oh please don't ever let me have to handle something like this at the animal shelter...”

“Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my _____! (Fill in the blank)”

“That is disgusting.”

“Unbelievable...I wonder if it is more men that abuse the animals or women? If I were to say men, then Buck would fly in here and give me hell. He would also state that there are just as many women who willingly sexually abuse animals as there are men. Then he would translate all of this into incest.
So therefore, I am just going to save the siblings, and say it's pretty sad that animals have to endure the pain of human's pleasure.”

“Not again!”

“Maple, I doubt this perversion is limited to Sweden...you might ought to mentally prepare yourself...”

“OMG Treebeard! LOL!”

“Damn horse rapers.”

“WARNING WARNING WARNING








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“BAAAA!”

“mapleleaf, you're such and animal!

The poodle bites.........”

“Say "bah bye" thread!”

“...and Maple gets banned...”

“if tree can do it, then so can I


didnt mean for it to be so big...”

“Nobody but nobody touches my dog!








































Except me.”

“Talk about $h!tweasels ! ! !”

“Now we know where Bacpac went!”

“lmao @ Aero (he said with a sheepish grin)”

“You can't pull the wool over my eyes!”

“aero, is that your home town?”

“That was from my high school prom!”

“I don't think his eyes are the part that has wool over it, aero...”

“But, you are neglecting to mention a much bigger problem: animals molesting other animals!




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“uh - oh, that's baaaaaaaad”

“This story comes from Thailand. I won't paste the whole thing here, just this line:

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.”

“Bow WOW ! ! !”

“Do ya think they did it doggy style?”

“Maybe it wasn't a female pooch!”

“She sounds like a real bi+ch!”

“What's it got to do with Swedes? Maybe the dog had blonde fur.”

“Hey, that was somebodies dinner.”

“It was a horndog.”

“oogah-chucka oogah-chucka
oogah-oogah-oogah-chucka....”

“a hotdog”

“"Blue Swede"


BOL!!”

“I didnt know Tilt was a swede!”

“What's the number for dental dams?”

“969696? Just guessing...”