Boy bites snake

“She was shoplifting taters and the snake was part of Wal-marts new anti-theft system.”

“They're not evil, but had it been a rattler, and had they lived in NE Alabama, a use could have been found for it in one of the rural churches. Those folks have, "foot warshin's and snake handlin's"”

“HA!! that's freakin' funny, HPM.”

“I saw a picture of the snake. The poor thing was a baby corn snake. It couldn't hurt you if it tried. They do make very good pets, though. Very docile.”

“Apparently they make pretty good teething rings too.”

“Just stick'em in the freezer!”

“Eew, Bit....

If it were me, that snake would be a pet by now. Just ask HPM!”

“There's a joke in that somewhere...”

“;)”

“ho boy.”

“Do snakes even like french fries?

What was a king cobra doing in Maine anyway?”