Freakin' Mothers

“No, No, No. It can't happen here!”

“I spray painted my bedroom with day-glow paint and the overspray went everywhere. The cat's nostrils glowed for weeks. I was real popular with my folks for that one, let me tell you.”

“Did the cat lurk over you when you were dozing off in the dark. That could make for a very funny scenario, Fly!”

“Arrrrrr.......When me sainted ma found out I'd become a buccaneer, she fainted dead away.”

“54 Birch?????


Now that is alot of pets.


8o”

“ok, this is a strange thread!”

“R.A., you should have wrote.."This is a Freakin Weird Thread...".”

“I stand corrected”

“That woman from Troy, Mi will probably end up working food service in prison.”

“Tilt was having a flashback here. Just sit down, close your eyes......”

“
HELP, I'm a rock!
HELP, I'm a rock!
”

“B*tch should be shot!”

“Freak Out with The Mothers Of Invention”

“WOW!

Ask Crash Bang if he knows either of these whores.

Where do you think the father is?

I am not going to continue because I think I might break down and cry.”

“I think the one on the left looks a little like Kirsten Dunst.”

“Would we be so harsh if it were Men?”

“Zappa Crappa.........”

“Nevermind, tasteless comment...
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“Inexcusable behavior...for mothers or fathers...for anyone actually...what the hell was the friend thinking? Disgusting.”

“A case for adoption”

“Thats nothing, on a radio talk show yesterday there was a mother who was pissed social services was looking into her case because she was forcing her child to throw up after eatting...

She was mad they were getting into her buisness and said she would NOT have a fat child and wouldnt let the girl excersies eitehr because she didnt want the girl to be boyish...

especially since her husband just bought a new fancy car and didnt want an ugly kid in it...

OMG...I wanted to murder that person.”

“Avoid talk radio, SC.”

“My mom fed us PB & GRAPE JELLY sandwhiches in our school lunches for years until I finally felt strong enough to Just Say No...

I haven't touched Grape jelly since.

The Horror. The Horror.”

“That looks like a pair of real winners.”

“Down With Mothers!
Down With Mothers!
Down With Mothers!

LOL”

“hehehe, happened in Kokomo,In..divorce capital of the world”

“Those chicks give honkies a bad name.”

“No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Dont do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a #&%!$
Why don't you,
Why don't you just #&%!$ off and die
Why can't you just #&%!$ off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again #&%!$
#&%!$ YOU
I don't need this #&%!$
You stupid sadistic abusive #&%!$ing whore
How would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die”

“That's just Disturbed! Get it! Oh Simer Cut-It-Out...”

“http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/06/22lsd.html

3 year old kid drops nine hits of acid.”

“mommy and daughter workin together at a full nude strip bar. work safe article.


http://sptimes.com/2006/06/01/Floridian/Mama_s_girl.shtml”

“I think that LSD mommy looks a little bit like Her Adorableness.”

“LOL. little bit!”

“Haha...she does not! Anyway, if I had a 3-year-old, he'd know better than to eat candy, that stuff's poison.”

“Hmmm, maybe that explains all the barfing ...”

“No doubt...Sweet Tarts make me wanna barf! :-D”

“My fart are Sweet Farts

gaggamaggot!!”

“WOW...stripper mom and daughter....what the heck my brother followed my father in to the Lawyer field...”

“but do they litigate in the nude together?”

“SACCO....ARRGH. my father is like 80...there is a visual...thanks. Do I NEED TO RUN SOME MORE PHOTOS OF Mug shots of female childmolesters?”

“"3 year old kid drops nine hits of acid."

I used to be friends with somebody who accidently allowed her 6 year old daughter to get into a few hits of acid. That was nearly 10 years ago and the mother is still making poor choices. Sad. :-(”

“It's guaranteed that anything you have in your house, good, bad or indifferent, your kids WILL get into. It's simply a matter of time.”

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“this is a perfect example of why i don't have children don't do drugs.”

“3 pregnant teens sought in attack

Group home director was tied up; car and credit cards stolen

AMERICAN FORK — Police are looking for three pregnant teens who they believe fled a residential group home after attacking the home's director Tuesday, and then stealing her car and credit cards.

"Three of the girls, two 15-year-olds and one 16-year-old, hit the director over the head with a frying pan and then they took some electrical cords and tied her up and put a sock in her mouth and taped her mouth," said American Fork Police Sgt. Shauna Greening.

The home, which provides a place to stay for struggling pregnant teens, had four teenage residents at the time of the incident. The teens accused of attacking the home's director also tied up a 17-year-old girl.

The three teens — who are from California, Texas and Illinois — then stole the director's purse, checkbook, credit cards, cell phone, video camera and a 2005 Dodge Caravan with Utah license plate number 128 VTX, according to police.

After the teens fled the small residential house, the director was able to free herself.

"The victim was able to break free and then she went up and untied the 17-year-old female and then they contacted the police," Greening said.

Police said they believe the girls have fled the state, but they will face a slew of charges when found, including "aggravated kidnapping, aggravated robbery, theft of a vehicle, criminal mischief and aggravated assault," Greening said.


http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,650223873,00.html”

“sniff sniff, they're going to make lovely mothers”