My kid saw an alien space ship

“...that's what he said, he saw this morning. He explained to me what it looked like:


So what do you think? He said it was really quiet, and way too fast for an airplane.

We are trying to figure out what is could've been.”

“Perhaps a giant molecular compound?”

“he also said it was much bigger compared to an airplane (not sure if it was closer or just bigger)

It's really strange! lights didn't flash or anything. just different colors. Very strange.”

“Hey yall, Bryan is not a kid that jokes with stuff like this.

If he said he saw something that looked like the picture, then I believe him.”

“You´re a shining star, no matter who you are.
Shining bright to see what you can truly be.”

“Well, it couldn't have been Venus.... It's the 'evening star' right now.

Even so, ya know what Jesse Ventura would say.....


1ST MAN IN BLACK (Jesse Ventura): No other object as been
misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.



1ST MAN IN BLACK: Your scientists have yet to discover how neural
networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain
processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional
phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly
declare seeing is believing?



1ST MAN IN BLACK: Some alien encounters are hoaxes perpetrated
by your government to manipulate the public. Some of these hoaxes
are intentionally revealed to manipulate the truth-seekers who
become discredited if they disclose the deliberately absurd deception.

MULDER: Similar things are said about the men in black. That they
purposely dress and behave strangely so that if anyone tries to
describe an encounter with them, they come off sounding like a
lunatic.



THE X FILES
Season 3
Episode 20
"Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'"”

“It was Bush on his way to Mars!”

“Airplanes use red and blue lights to indicate port and starboard respectively. If I remember right, they don't flash when landing (maybe not even during normal flight). Most aircraft have a very bright white light they use when they retract the landing gear prior to a landing. Could it have been that maybe? How far away is the nearest airport?”

“was that before or after you gave
him a dope slap?”

“it couldn't have been a satelite??”

“artex, next airplane is about 25 to 30 miles or so. Hmm, I wonder. Very strange. Bryan normally is the down to earth kid.”

“sounds like a cessna 150 with its landing lights on, i have flown them some, seen them land at night. If you didn;t know what it was it would look very odd. Looks much bigger then it really is. Lights do that”

“Satellites appear very small and slow moving (unless they're re-entering the atmosphere).

The Iridium satellites (and others, occasionally) turn and reflect more sunlight, causing a momentary 'flash'.”

“sure there is not a small grass strip some were close, might be privet and not know”

“what time of day was this. which direction did it appear from and which direction did it leave. did it appear from up high to down low or did it appear from low to high. or was it just on the same plane of sight the whole time. did he have a head set on during the time he saw this.”

“I hope Laqtis is right, LOL”

“I am not sure about a small airport or landing stripe in the area. Could be. I really don't know.

what directions? well, from one side to the other side. Shtt..I don't know. he pointed to east.

No headset on while he saw it. He said it looked the same size the whole time.

It must've been a plane.”

“oh, it was early in the morning. around 6:30”

“there are many types of aircraft that have different types of exhaust cones. at different power settings the exhaust are different colors. also the darker the sky the more noticeable the colors. could of been a couple of low flying aircraft just blasting past. depending on where he saw them, time of day and direction of flight could help determine what they could of been.”

“looks like one of those back massagers lol”

“I just KNEW Saddam had those WMDs flown off the planet. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT.”

“Gem - are you letting the kid read your ghost hunting threads?”

“Bacbac, the mothership is here for you.”

“LMAO@all of you!!”

“Gemini, honestly, I believe your kid. People are big time sketch about my Bigfoot encounter, which I know was true because I was there. Let me know which one of these hecklers you want me to body slam, k?”

“want bigfoot encounter






You know when you look at bigfoot vrs alien encounters the doctors and the lawers tend to see the bigfoot and the rednecks tend to see the mothership. I think i know what it is when enducated people see a odd light in the sky the try to figure it out, like what this post is tring to do, when a red neck see a light they go to the news, they just want there 15 min of fame. And who knows why so many people see bigfoot maybe because its real”

“We have learned all we can through the use of anal probes.

”

“very creepy,...”

“???: What do you do with witches?
Crowd: BURN BURN, BURN THEM
???: And What do you burn apart from witches?
Crowd: MORE WITCHES
???: Why do witches burn?
Crowd: Because they are made of .. wood?
???: Good.”

“You just reminded me of my colonsopy about a month ago. Thanks!”

“what floats,

very very small rocks,

a duck”

“My kid saw an alien space ship....

that's enough intelligence for Dubya to declare alien space ships an imminent threat to the USA. Declare war!”

“Save us, George! You the great protector of humanity. Lord knows the aliens may infringe on our freedom and liberty. You NRA members get out your guns and start firing your weapons at the lights in the sky. We can ask questions later.”

“uhmmm....don't airplanes use red and green lights to indicate port and starboard?”

“I'm just guessing here, but since it made no noise, could it have been a glider. I'm not sure if they are equipped with lights though.”

“Gemini, tell him you love him, then firmly say "Ya gotta get off the dope, man!"”

“I used to see stuff like that all the time. Neighbors about 1/2-3/4 miles downt the road had a small private air strip in the field behind their house. It was close enough for the lights to be very bright (they shone in my bedroom window at night) but far enough away that you didn't hear the engine on anything but an extremely still night.

I'm voting with those who've said it was a plane.”

“I've seen small airplanes coming in the the local airports that look just like that. The lights do tend to look blue from a distance.”

“Term used by Army air Corps pilots
for UFO'S in WWII.”

“This is the work of Lex Luthor!”

“Yeah, I am more and more leaning towards the plane. Shtt...what would aliens want from South Carolinians anyway?? LOL

LOL @ Buddhur!”

“Arrrrr.....it was probably just the St. Elmo's Fire the little tyke saw...say, how old be he? I need a new cabin boy, the old one is gettin' a little loose, if ya know what I mean.....arrrrrrrrr”

“I'd say someone's been reading too many of Towndog's threads.”

“cool! i believe.”

“Lyra's watched the flying monkeys in the 'Wizard of Oz' once too many times!”

“Osama taking a magic carpet ride
toking on his bong.

joking.....

No serious young person wants
their testimony (for the lack of
a better word) called into question

"Expert" witnesses see unexplained
incidents all the time. Sometimes
there are rational expanations
for what is seen and experienced
somtimes not.”

“MARS NEEDS CHITLINS”

“ewwww....chitlins?? nasty!! Tilt!! I am disapointed that you even know that word!!!

Hey, once in a while things just don't seams what they really are.”

“Gem, it would be difficult to have been raised in the South and not know what the word "chitlins" means....”

“Hey, I know about chitlins.... I can almost see South Carolina from here, <G>

That's absolutely true! For example, people don't want to know what chitlins really are.... LMAO”