Getting Back at Your Mother in Law

“I'm feeling a bit nasty lately.

Need some ideas of how to get at my mother-in-law. She's in her 70's, LOVES to bake so has a large bucket of flour and sugar, along with tons of other stuff under her work area. I was thinking of putting some plastic ants, spiders, etc. in and around the flour and sugar.

Any other ideas?”

“Get one of those fake arms that you see hanging out of people's trunks. Hang that out of the bucket.

The ants thing sounds good, too.

They also have plastic cockroaches.”

“Why not use real ants and roaches?”

“Chicagomark, what are you, like 10?”

“Just replace all of the flower with baking soda
and replace the sugar with salt

The bake sale wont be the same after that!”

“My mother in law HATES guns. So at least once everytime I meet her, I talk guns. For instance:

I talk about recent hunting kills.

I talk about converting non-gun owners into being gun owners.

I talk about teaching people how to shoot.

I talk about recent legislative victories on 2nd Amendment Rights.

You get the idea. Find out her political pet peave, and you are an advocate of just the opposite. The more liberal they are, the worse it hurts them.”

“You already married her daughter right? ;)”

“Why do you feel like you need to get back at her?”

“Grease (Crisco lard) the floor.”

“Glue all the bucket lids down.”

“Get her other daughter pregnant”

“manuka....that's just GROSS. You should see her other daughters!

Sass--yes more than 16 years ago.


So, I'm not 10. Have a great relationship with in-laws, as my brother-in-law, her eldest child, and big enough to whup almost anyone's butt says, "She's fun to tease."

treebait, great idea. Hmmm.....”

“Arrrrrrrrr.....marryin' me wife was the worst thing I ever did to me mother-in-law...unless you be countin' the time I burned down her house...accidentally of course, har har har........”

“"You should see her other daughters!

ChicagoMark
08:33:31 AM
01/30/04"

Hey Chicago, I may be gross but your reply indicates you did look.

LOL”

“Put a non visiable film over the can so when she goes to the bathroom.......


Well you get the idea.


8)”