Chili never comin home

“Chili is stuck in Cincinnati Airport. He was expected to fly in last night around 9 pm. I still havent seen him. Poor Chili.”

“Did you check the local Hooters?”

“Did that already and they said he left a few hours ago with a couple of red heads. Oh well, he had a red head waiting on him at home too.”

“aww CS, he has you to come home too. give it time... see if you had come to NY you would never have missed him (bitpusher shut up )”

“Arrrrr...waylaid on the high seas, was he? I never been to this "Cincinnati" place ye be talkin about, be there many of the brotherhood there?

But never fear, missy....Black Jack Oakey will keep ye warm, har har har.....”

“He's hanging out within an hour of me and the bassturd never tried to hook up for beers?

Dirty bassturd!”

“What, what did I do this time? huh?”

“Jeez Nigal, you coulda met him at Hooters!”

“I've been stranded in the Cincy airport before. Pure hell. I was on my way to Maine for vacation though, so any lost time sucked.

I can't picture all 7' of chili trying to sleep on airport chairs while awaiting a flight. Poor guy....and wife!

At least he has a whole week of b'packing awaiting his return!

With him being gone that long yall better put that tent away from the others at Ocala.”

“Arrrrr, this chili fella sounds like a fine strapping piece o man...mayhap he would be interested in signin up with me crew? Arrrrrr”

“I doubt chili will even get out of the airport as the high today is like 5 degrees. His southern blood will freeze solid before he even gets a taxi!”

“That depends on how much he drinks in the airport lounge.”

“I just got off the phone with him and once AGAIN he is boarding the plane. He sat on the runway last night for 4 hrs. He has already been to the bar this morning!! OMG”

“4 hours on a plan?


last time I was on a plan, they said that becasue it was a short flight the bar was not open.

ummm after a few mins the airline attendent open the bar just for me.

I told her it was in the best interest of the rest of the passengers that I GET A DRINK!!”

“With until he learns that cottonsocks is planning to share a tent with Lizs. He probably won't mind after the girls finish their wrestling in the jello.”

“cocktail before, durning and after my flights!”

“Wow, that sucks, cottonsocks. Then again, if he does get back, more time for you and me, babe. *wink* LOL!”

“Arrrrr, two wenches together! Every pirate wants to see that! This chili feller is one lucky sailor, I tell ye...arrrrrrrrrrr”

“"Did that already and they said he left a few hours ago with a couple of red heads. Oh well, he had a red head waiting on him at home too..........."

At the very least, he has good taste in women!!”

“Thanks Laqtis I think he has good taste in women.

Lizs baby I will see you next weekend. Chili will be gone almost a week without me he might have to sleep with us, ya know?”

“Q the Porn Music! YEAH BABY, YEAH!!”

“How come none of my plans have bars! I don't need the attendent, just a bar!”

“Hooters World Tour 2004!!

(He's not ever coming back)”

“He is on his way. They cancelled another flight so he is flying another airline. I am now getting ready to go pick up his butt. WOOOOHOOOO my Chili is comin home. I might be off the computer for a little while we have a little catching up to do....”

“So is the rest of him coming on another flight?”

“That would be my flight!”

“OH my Lord ,this Personage hopes chill 76 does'nt come on his flight and can wait until his Personage gets HOme .”

“Maybe he can rise to both occassions?”

“Chili TRULY has good taste in women!

Bow Chicka Bow Bow!”

“Hey he might make it home in time for 5 O'clock Happy hour at the local Arkanasas Hooters....”

“He made it home safely and I made it back to work. Boy I am sure glad he is home! Welcome home Chili Baby!”

“Wow he hasn't seen you for a week? Nothing worse than sitting on the tarmack for 4 hours than sitting on the tarmack for 4 hours with a boner.”

“OMG nigal. Your 2 funnny!”

“That's just a matter of health Mrs.Chili. I heard that sitting on a plane for too long with a boner will give ya blood clots in your legs and can kill you. At least this is the excuse I always use when I get busted masterbating in the privie at 30,000'.”

“How fast were you moving at 30,000 feet?”

“There was no hand soap so I guess you could say the speed was "blistering".”

“BTW- sorry to degrade your thread Mrs.Chili. It's Phriday!”

“omg...LOL..hahahahahah

You guys are sooo bad....”

“LMAO”

“

You guys are sooo bad...."
divinity

Yeah! You should me in action during December. I wonder if I'll get invited back to Minnesota.”

“"You should me"
should have been
"You should have seen me."”

“You should be around me with about seven beers in me. I have said many jokes while around the campfire and gotten half way through the joke when I realize I have stepped over the line of good taste. OOPS! The worste one was with a large group and well...the punch line was, "I think she's choking...".

What a skeletal wreck of a man this is.”

“...as long as you have a good time.”