What if your kid sees a UFO w you bend o ver naked?

“Well?”

“Gee, I hope not.”

“What does UFO stand for in this case? Up Father's Orifice?”

“Watch out those probes make you fart fire.”

“Cartman!!!!”

“now, i can see maybe one alien, but a whole UFO? get serious.”

“who's nakid? the kid or the alien??”

“It looks like Violin is tying to see what the market will be on his new porno movie idea.”

“
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's winkin' at you...
”

“hmmm, i'm pretty sure Violin's idea for a porno would include several clones of himself. LMAO!!! man, i kill me!”

“Arrrrrr, that brings to me memory the time when Jim Blackarse and some of the other mates got bored whilst on watch...they commenced to bettin on whose fart would flame the longest over the fire...ol Jim got the bright idear of dropping his trousers to try it...and worked it did! He won the bet, singed off all his arse hairs, and picked up a new name, har har harrrrrrr”

“In your case, the kid would be traumatized for life.

(j/k - but it was too good a set up)”