WTH does this mean?

“while talking to wolfeyes via IM she says this to me

"my dog is eating a bull's weewee right now and it stinks very bad"


what are you supposed to say to that?”

“Tell her you saw it first!”

“maybe it means her dog likes Rotten Tube Steak ???”

“Why does the dog stink?”

“i wa afraid to ask what a weewee was...

then I was going to ask where she got it from. boys look out. she may be hunting for her dogs next meal!”

“I think it is the funk from the bull's wee wee, not the dog.”

“It's a WMD

Wee wee of Mass Destruction!”

“bulls got funk?

damn and I thought they only had game.


LOL @ me...”

“It means she got the dog a job emasculating bulls.”

“"i wa afraid to ask what a weewee was...

then I was going to ask where she got it from. boys look out. she may be hunting for her dogs next meal!"
mapleleaf
02:37:47 PM


If she hunts down "Lumb" it will be doggie treat for the dog.....moooooohahahahaha”

“What ??

Is the Bull still attached ?
Is the Bull still alive ?

What stinks ?

The Dog
The Bull
The wee wee
The dogs breath (do not want to know how that was discovered)

The situation because the Bull is still alive, very annoyed, and now the dog is cowering behind Wolfeyes?

Maple, you can't start a thread like that and leave us all hanging in suspenders LOL.”

“


I will NEVER buy these "cut" pieces of bull's weenies ever again! The smell is nauseating, and I had to light incense cause I didn't have the heart to take the "stick" away from her.”

“I think I got shafted at the pet store, and I ain't happy.”

“STOP BULL WEENIE ABUSE NOW!”

“OMG the horror. the poor bull

your evil!”

“and I thought chitlings are nasty!! ewwww!!”

“How about the pig ears or snouts? My dog loves those things. I caught her trying to bury one in the snow the other day.”

“umm is that a bull terrier?(your dog)”

“A pet store is a crazy place to go to get shafted, but to each her own.”

“Um, no.....it's a Jack Russell Terrier. A very stinky one right now. And she is still going at it, too.”

“I think I got shafted at the pet store, and I ain't happy."
Wolfeyes
02:42:44 PM


INNUENDO?”

“"I think I got shafted at the pet store, and I ain't happy."
Wolfeyes
02:42:44 PM



You definitly got the shaft if they didnt even include the Rocky Mountain Oysters w/ the WEE WEE”

“Of course...”

“Another reason for my lifestyle...got shafted and didn't even know it.”

“Sometimes even the cleanest
house dog will roll around on
something dead. Small dogs do it more than others. They seem to
like to roll around on week old dead birds best. Maybe the bulls
apparatus came from a slaughter
house. Any way it does not take
a long time to smell rank. Dogs
eating carrion give off some
blistering gas themselves.”

“We won't tell if you don't.”

“What is disturbing is she is teaching her dog to eat 'weewees'.
Hope she doesn't bring that dog on any TT trips. Scary!!!! ;-)”

“Well, I gotta hand it to you girls. You don't kid around when it comes to posting a thread. You know how to grab the bull by the balls and get to the meat of the matter!”

“make ya nervous tb?”

“I'm wearing a cup!”

“I'm not a real threat, TB. Really, I'm not.”

“Wee Wees?? Just call it a Peni$ dammit, we're (mostly) all adults here!!

Tex”

“It ain't you we're worried about, Wolfie!”

“TB, you're wearing a cup right now ?”

“why do you want to know hmmmm?”

“She was gonna kick me in the balls. Wouldn't you?”

“bulls got funk?

damn and I thought they only had game.

The Bulls haven't had 'game or 'da funk' since Michael Jordan left the team.”

“Sic balls, chopper!”

“What a bunch of cock-n-bull!”

“You gotta be kiddin'!!!

Wouldn't your doggie like a nice piece of road kill right about now?

It would be cheaper than........where in hell does one buy such a crank?

Does it keep the pooch from gettin' cranky?”

“Russell Open Bottom Athletic Capri Pants (For Women)

So what are they? Buttless activewear?”

“Please Note - This Russell Athletic product contains minor cosmetic flaws or slight irregularities”

“Those pants have a crack in them... ?”

“Actually, I believe it means the hem, at the bottom of the leg, is open. Not to rain on everybody's assless parade.”

“Why don't you buy a pair, then have Tree take a picture of you from the back, post it here at TT, and we'll get back to you on what it means?”

“umm SH what are you talking about?
you need to read the thread from the beginnig to understand what I was talking about
and trust me, you are all better by not seeing my butty on the net.”

“Sorry Mapes I misread the bitpusher post about the pants and thought it was your opening post. But hey ..... show us your butt anyway and let us decide if it's netable.”

“OMG you are to funny.


only if tree says YES.
I would deffently go out with a bang LOL”

“Maple said bang!”