HMWH Club Affiliates with "Lameda Epsilo n Omega"

“Gentleman, in order to fully organize our staff, we have affiliated with the LEO's better known as the fraternity from the beloved movie "Old School".

In order to receive your pledge name, please answer the following questionnaire, and email me the answers.

Thanks, Buddha Bear

LEO Questionnaire:

1. How tall are you when you are standing erect?

a.) under 5'
b.) 5'0" - 5'4"
c.) 5'5"-5'8"
d.) 5'9"-6'0"
e.) 6'1"-6'4"
f.) FREAK!

2. Describe your Body Type:

a.) skinny
b.) average
c.) average, but I can beat my room mate up.
d.) muscular
e.) husky

3. What year are you?

a.) freshman
b.) sophomore
c.) junior
d.) senior
e.) post college
f.) I don't remember anymore

4. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

a.) under 17
b.) 17-19
c.) 20-21
d.) 21-25
e.) I am abstinent by choice.
f.) I am abstinant, but not by choice.
g.) I lose it to myself every morning.

5. Describe your drinking tolerance.

a.) I don't drink, I can't handle it.
b.) Drinking helps me talk to girls.
c.) I'm having a little trouble reading this question because I've had too much to drink.
d.) I'm filling out this questionnaire for a friend, who is passed out in the corner.

6. How would you describe your style?

a.) hip
b.) hippie
c.) hippo
d.) hypocrite
e.) O.G.

7. What best describes your goals?

a.) fame
b.) fortune
c.) popularity
d.) world domination
e.) see answer to #4

8.) How hard do you party?

a.) I hate parties
b.) I am what you would call an avaerage partier
c.) I party hard!
d.) If it's being served, I'll put it in my mouth.
e.) I just like to sneak in the back door and cause trouble.
f.) I'm partying right now!

9. How would you describe your athletic interests?

a.) They look fun on TV
b.) I am an athletic supporter
c.) I play one or more school sponsored sports
d.) I play one or more non-school sponsored sports
e.) I play pocket pool daily.

10. What is your favorite personal physical feature?

a.) Nose
b.) Toeses
c.) Butt
d.) Third finger on left hand
e.) Third Leg

11. Why do you want to be a part of LEO?

a.) I'm down with OPP.
b.) LEO's parties ROCK!
c.) Just being a pledge will get me some.
d.) I have an isatiable appetite for humiliation and defilement.
e.) Some girl said it was a cool thing to do.

12. If you were stranded on a desert island, and you could only bring 3 things, what would they be?

a.) KY jelly, my Thriller album, and my legwarmers.
b.) A can of corn, a can of tuna, and a can of shut-the-hell-up.
c.) sand, a palm tree and some salt water.
d.) my inflatable love doll, the pumpmaster 5000, and a change of pants.

13. How would you rate your current social standing?

a.) dork
b.) loser
c.) geek
d.) popular
e.) mega-popular
f.) rap star popular
g.) $1, Bob

14. If you could have dinner with any person in history, who would it be?

a.) Jesus
b.) Einstien
c.) Ghandi
d.) Marylin Monroe
e.) Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen

15. If you had to name your "boys", what would you call them?

a.) Slim Jim
b.) Lil' Rascal
c.) Napolean Boneparte
d.) Willie
e.) Mr. Turtle”

“1. Freak!..you wanna know my size erect??...sicko! dood, your a dude!

2. C. I beat his a$$!

3. 7 year plan!

4. g.

5. WHOOOOOOO lets go streaking!!!

6. Da big G

7. see number 4 (20 gigs of porn downloaded this morning alone)

8. f...just got in

9. excercise is work..where is the remote?

10. Third leg greg used to be my nickname

11. A. I am OP...P!!!!!

12. Eunice the party sheep, my new samson 3000 power plus pump, and some satin speedos!

13. your talking to me aren't you...so that means you must be kewl!

14. E...They will be legal in 133 days 00 hours 51 minutes and 2 seconds

15. Twitch”

“I think I saved seven dollars by not seeing this movie.”