Posting drunk

“I'm getting ready to head downtown, I'll post drunk later if I can.”

“you better!!!”

“I'm back, not drunk enough yet though, let me drink some more!”

“Helllllllllooooooooooooooooo buttheads! I clocked out at 2PM and I'm wasted! I'm on vacation until the 14th. Who wants to partay?”

“BM! How the hell are ya?”

“Drunk?”

“Hey! It's the original Dirty Old Young Man! ;-)

Welcome back, BM.
Where the heck ya been?”

“He's been hiding every since he wanted to bet me that the Minutemen would shoot somebody and was wrong. If you go back, you'll see the end of that month is right when he disappeared as soon as I brought it up. Bwu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!”

“Oh hell...you are starting without us? Save some of that energy for tomorrow night.”

“Heck, Sarge, and after you were so nice to start this thread...... ;-)
http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/39591,3.php”

“Helllllllllllllooooo y'all!

Got to Dani's place last night around 12:30. We polished off a bottle of wine and went to sleep around 4AM. Got up at 8:30, went to work......started doing shots of GM with the Bartender/manager at 2PM.........”

“Ah. So you're too impaired to stalk properly?”

“Yesh. And tired. I'm doing coffee now. Nothing better then being wired and drunk!”

“Irish coffee, bear, Irish coffee. You'll be drunkenly alert for hours.”

“Put a little Baileys in that coffee.”

“Baileys.......coffee...........and some whiskey.........”

“I believe in the Easter Bunny!

oops, wrong thread.
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“1 shot of Irish blended whisky
2 tsp brown sugar
strong, hot newly brewn coffee
lightly whipped or shaken cream

Put brown sugar and Irish whisky into a coffee glass (or a wine glass with extra thick walls). Add hot, strong coffee up to 1 cm (1/3 inch) from the glass rim. If you are cautious, you can leave the spoon in the glass to lead off the heat.)
Carefully add the lightly whipped cream over the back of a tablespoon.


Don't stir!”

“I'm lookin right at the #&%!$ing easter bunny!

Brown sugar? Haven't had any in a while.”

““Irish coffee, bear, Irish coffee. You'll be drunkenly alert for hours.”

Ever had a Jagerbomb? It's a shot of Jager dropped into a Red Bull. My buddy drank 12 of them over an evening and said he was laying shltfaced on the couch thinking his chest was going to explode. LOL!”

“Jagerbombs are nice. For some reason the "bartenders drink" in DC is GM. DC is shipped more GM then any other city in the world.”

“How come it tastes so good?”

“Fly to Upper-Iowanna fer a canoe trip but ya cain't go ta Colorado? WTF????”

“What tastes so good?”

“That would require drinking both Jagermeister and Red Bull. Ugh.

My fave mixed drink?


Scotch whiskey over my tonsils. Thanks.”

“I'm having a hard time focusing.......damn lazy eye. Although it comes in handy while looking at those 3D posters...............”

“http://www.killsometime.com/games/game.asp?Game=PissDrunk

Try playing that!”

“LMFAO! I didn't make it through round 2! I feel a little woozy now.....”

“Don't puke.”

“I have never puked in a public establishment! I have never puked outside a public establishment........in the daytime.

I don't really care for GM but when in Rome.....”

“I take it "GM" is GlenMorangie, not Gene-Modified?”

“Grand Marnier (sp????)”

“My all time favorite are Irish Car Bombs! While out in LA on a shoot years ago, we were parting out at Hermosa Beach or something and we were drinking these. A table full of hot ladies next to us asked what they were. We came up with something to make them sound real good.

They all ordered one and we started our 3 or 4th round. We challanged them to see who could drink them faster. The three other guys I was with finished our quick, I was the last. Two girls didn't make it, throwing up all over the place.”

“Drunk on Grand Marnier?

It's a liqueur, you're supposed to sip it, not chug it like an Asian whoredog!”

“I know! Like I said, all bartenders in DC do shots of it. Go to a bar and tell them you are a bartender, they'll pull out the GM without even asking!”

“Your blood sugar must be lovin' it...”

“Now that you mention it, I'm shaking like a leaf in a Hurricane.”

“Go eat something! Well, if you want to.
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“Dang, bit. You know me so well. I haven't et yet, today.”

“I'd be crashing like crazy if I hadn't eaten all day, and had gotten drunk on a sugary liqueur. I imagine you're in the same boat. Not to mention the fact that my head would probably be hurting and I'd be getting snippy with everyone, lol...”

“Coffee, coffee, coffee. Plus, I'm hoping to see someone soon......”

“The do the GM cos no fecker will notice when it's missing.”

“I wouldn't mind a bottle of it to go "missing" all the way to my house, lol...”

“Good point, Y2. But most alcohol is not tightly inventoried at bars.”

“A place here in town where my brother worked actually had an electronic system that controlled the amount that was poured from a bottle, and each shot had to be accounted for.

They went out of business recently after 30 years, and the place was burned down as firefighting exercise, so I guess that showed them.”

“I never know it was physically possible to get drunk on Gran Marnier unless you had estrogen in your bloodstream.

While you're in Canada you can always pick up a bottle of Marnier Cognac XO since it's pretty exclusive and not available in teh states. Not much of a cognac fan myself... bleh...”

“DDX - Buy a bottle of GM and start doing shots. Tell me how far you get.

I can do shots of any liquor I've come across. GM is hardly a top choice for me But like I said, When in Rome.”

“Where'd embear go? Is she still with Buffalo?”

“As we speak, she is loadin' up a truck and a movin' to Colorado.

Um, they are no longer an item.”

“If I wanted to get drunk on a liquer I'd much rather have some Yukon Jack.”