Posting drunk

“Hello? Drink up you #&%!$ing pussies!”

“http://www.metacafe.com/watch/69650/dont_you_want/

LMFAO! Obviousdude rocks!”

“Hi butt#&%!$s! Just back from happy hoursssssssss. Gonna eat sum chicken wangs and start drankin agin. Warm enough to be outside in a T. Har yu?”

“I'm a drunkin Yuengling!”

“NICE.... *gag*”

“DD! Kay Pasta?”

“TECHNICOLOR YAWN (LOL)”

“yo bear...

have one for me...I'm out !!”

“No problemo!”

“Ya freakin' lush. "Bill and Annie"...sheesh. Drunk dialing while your GF is there. Shame on you. ;)”

“Hey Beermagnet!!”

“so mr bear, how ya feelin?”

“drunk. you?”

“tryin to get there!!

yummy beer.”

“whishhhhkey.”

“I bought a big can of Saporo and a 15 year old bottle of scotch last night and my head is so full of snot I'm drinking nothing but water tonight.”

“yuk to you both!

both of you are big boogers!”

“I finished my 18yr old Macallan xmas gift.

:(

I bet scotch is a great snot remover!”

“wow i think it would hurt very bad to sneeze out whiskey..”

“i soo drunk it make me cool hey look at me im cool”

“you are not sarge. your cool cause you dont drink and post! :)”

“i luv u maple - pls dont tell ur husband - i soo drunk, jus hold me”

“umm now you are starting to sound like one inch wang.
what gives?
hmmmmmmmm?”

“[url]I bet scotch is a great snot remover!”
bearmagnet
11:16:48 PM[/url]


Geez, I'm freakin' blind! I thought this said, "Scorch is a great snot remover." Where is that snotty beyatch anyway? :)

j/k kidding, Scorchy!”

“I would think scortch is a great scotch remover also And would remove snot.”

“i definitly no one inch wang - dont pretend like u dont no”

“Take my wife, please!

Is this mike on?

(tap, tap, tap)

Hello, hello...

Tesing 1,2,3

Testes ,left - right!!!”

“mapes - pretend like we no talk about this -- tree on2 us - tell me when he goes to bed”

“The only alcohol I want is in Nyquil which I have none. Drinking is OK but I think I can live without it long enough to be ill for a while.”

“no can do sir, i shall be going with him *wink wink*”

“where is gemini??”

“ok im back. landstalker highjacked my pc!”

“is u no who asleep?”

“nada, and you not?”

“Rum N coke. my fav..”

“I'm proud to be an okie from m'skogie....

..white lightins still the biggest thrill of all....

...tonite its long island ITs. Where did the week go?”

“White light, White light goin' messin' up my mind
White light, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
White heat, aww white heat it tickle me down to my toes
White light, Ooo have mercy white light have it goodness knows

White light, White light goin' messin' up my brain
White light, Aww white light its gonna drive me insane
White heat, Aww white heat it tickle me down to my toes
White light, Aww white light I said now goodness knows, do it

Hmm hmm, White light
Aww I surely do love to watch that stuff tip itself in
Hmm hmm, White light
Watch that side, watch that side don't you know it gonna be dead in the drive
Hmm hmm, White heat
Hey foxy mama watchin' her walk down the street
Hmm hmm, White light
Come up side your head gonna make a deadend on your street

White light, White light moved in me through my brain
White light, White light goin' makin' you go insane
White heat, Aww white heat it tickle me down to my toes
White light, Aww white light I said now goodness knows

White light, Aww white light it lighten up my eyes
White light, don't you know it fills me up with suprise
White light, Aww white heat tickle me down to my toes
White light, Aww white light I tell you now goodness knows, now work it

Hmm hmm, White light
Aww she surely do moves me
Hmm hmm, White light
Watch that speed freak, watch that speed freak everybody gonna go and make it every week
Hmm hmm, White heat
Aww sputter mutter everybody gonna go kill their mother
Hmm hmm, White light
Here she comes, here she comes, everybody get 'n gone make me run to her”

“Corona with lime.”

“nothing. i'm at work.”

“White Light might be a little different than "white lightin".”

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“Spit it out, simer!”

“hech hack... yeah... whatdo you want?”

“a drink”

“me too!”

“ok i am off from work, and ready to partyyyy

ive got a tad Irish in me so give me a big kiss!!”

“SMOOOOOOCHHHHHHHH...............time for some Corona's and Lime.......yummy, hey, you give me a kiss back?
last edited: 3/17/06 7:46:43 PM”

“Big sloppy one :D No beer here in the house. Everyone has stopped drinking :)
last edited: 3/17/06 7:48:58 PM”

“Maple ate a Leprechaun?”