Posting drunk

“Yeah. That's like saying you almost had sex. OK, not as bad but you get the idea.”

“I'm going to have a drink and if I'm lucky I'll almost have sex.”

“I can see being drunk and almost having sex but being almost drunk and having almost sex is inexcusable.”

“Hey Mapes no float trip?”
conk
9:06:42 PM
8/11/06

no trip this time
our dog got pretty sick and is in ICU at the hospital.”

“OK, maybe I'm wrong about bombay sapphire. But damn beefeater's is good.

My sapphire martini tonight has got me hankering for another.”

“gin and ginger ale? sound good?


It's not really. But that's not keeping me from drinking it.”

“I'm pretty much off the beer for a while. Too many calories. Straight scotch for a long while.”

“I've been off the beer for a while too, for the same reason. Tried martinis because they have always interested me.”

“gin and grapefruit baby.”

“Is a 'greyhound' vodka and grapefruit juice.
Years ago I had a girl freind that drank those like a shower drain.”

“I would never feed a shower drain Vodka & Gin. Unless it was a Hot Shower Drain.”

“I guess you dated my father's wife! I don't knonw what they're called but she can put those down.”

“I remember him , your father I mean, wait let me change the channel, no, I meant your mother I remember her at a, let me think if if I can , no I've forgotten all but the man.
Please give me a chance I'll try it again.
You must think me gay, but I'll explain that away , by telling of her a Clinton tatoo that washed into my bidet.”

“hi. if I recognize I might drink too much does that mean I don't have a problem since I recognize the problem?”

“reconizing the problem is the first step...”

“Well then I need to celebrate! Cheers!”

“I have a nice local red wind chilling at home in the fridge waiting for me when I get off work.”

“I started on Seagrams 7. Had to go to a HH event and switched to Yuengling. Got home and had a Makers. Now I'm drinking 21yr old Glenlivet.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.”

“Holy smokes! Man, I cant drink like that anymore.

Being irish and all, I tend to end up in bar fights when Ive really been tipping the bottle LOL!

Back in my drinkin' days, I was so drunk one night at a party I smashed my fist into this lumberjacks face. No means no! i woke up the next morning with a very swollen hand. He called me wanting to know if I wanted to go out with him after that! LMAO..... The dude was like twice my size and I got him good. ;)”

“Holy smokes! Man, I cant drink like that anymore

Bartending helped....”

“Now, a glass of wine will tip me over LOL!”

“Damn, I thought it was bearmagnet telling the story about the lumberjack.”

“Damn, I can’t mix my drinks like that. I may have a few beers and then switch to have a few scotches but that’s it. I find that when I start with scotch I can drink quite a bit without too much effect. But if I have two or three beers first the scotch has more effect on me. So I’ll have a few .75 beers rather than suck down all my scotch. LOL!”

“Yeah. I can mix too easily. I woke up thirsty as hell but no hangover??? Might be time to seriously cut back. Well, after the weekend of course.”

“It's amazing how much you folks don't know. Not being critical, because I've spent a lot of years where you are. I wonder how you'll post in 5 or so years?”

“LOL! I'm just jealous that you easties can get Yuengling when ever you want it. I was in Philly a couple weeks ago, and got hooked on the stuff! Unfortunately there was only room in the car for one case. Damn. It didn't last very long, I can tell you that!”

“For not being critical you certainly are being judgemental. And you might be surprised at how much I know. In fact all this knowledge skeers me sometimes and I drink to forget. And still my IQ is second only to Marvin.

Meangreen - It does seem to be everywhere. It is kind of nice.”

“"And still my IQ is second only to Marvin"

I hope you aren't talking about Marvin Gardens the TT troll.”

“Yeungling tastes like elephany pee!

Why, what do you think they'll be like in 5 years?”

“LOL! I was refering to Marvin the paranoid android, of course.

Lyra - When did you develop a taste for elephant pee?”

“Around quarter-past never! :-D”

“I'm not drunk yet, but I thought I'd stop by!

lyra, I assume you meant "elephant pee"--- that must be one, huge shot glass.”

“Haha, spelling, schmelling! Aero!! Happy Friday, I've missed you.”

“I've actually been backpacking! I did bring along a 1/2 liter of Gelenlivet, though.
last edited: 8/18/06 9:05:26 AM”

“I can neither confirm nor deny they were trannies. But I saw no Adams Apples. I'll still have to wait until the wife leaves for work.”

“Wooo, you lucky dog...where'd and your liquor go?”

“Lyra don't like elephant pee. You know she's all about the monkeys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2RHOpynWGQ”

“Now THAT looks refreshing. Except that's a chimp, not a monkey. Off with your head!”

“I think I'll do something uncharacteristic on TT and just say I was wrong for posting as I did. It's just none of my business. I remember where I was in my 20's and early 30's and the dialogue was very reminiscent of how I saw things at that time. I'll probably continue to put my foot in my computers' mouth from time to time, so please bear with me...or don't.”

“Well that's no fun NimbleOne! I do have to cut back, way back.....................especially since I'm a tad older..........................crap. Now I'm bummed. Is it Happy Hour somewhere?”

“Boy am I ever glad I've never stepped on my dick on TT and said something out of turn. LOL! Don't sweat it dude. TT is the land of opinions.”

“I'm probably the one who's bummed. Occasionally I have a beer, but there's very little buzz and it only seems to make me fall asleep and pee...hopefully not in that order.”

“Well I wasn't offended...mainly b/c you weren't talking about me. LOL! I just wondered what you thought would happen. Please, feel free to insult bearmagnet, Spirit Coyote, etc. as much as you want.
:-D”

“Yah, my puter has a size 14EEE mouth.”

“Yeah, alcohol (and everything else) reacts differently in your body as you get older, it's true. Things that used to be fun and make you all hyper now just make you boring and/or sleepy. LOL! I know, I'm getting ancient. In fact just last night, I was thinking of something extra-retarded I did in college, and wondered how it was possible to be that drunk that I would do it...haha.”

“That's when lyra thought it was fun to drink elephany pee.”

“You people are drinking already?”

“What Nigal said.
Don't sweat it, Nimble.”

“Good, Im still in my 20's. WOHOO!!! Now where'd my beer go?”

“I'm not sweatin' it and have no problem with anyone drinking or not. I have found my salvation in the periodic internal application of certain herbals that make life more of a hoot than it already is.”