Posting drunk

“And I think I proved drinking liquor straight is the perfect way to avoid a hangover. As long as you're not drinking rail.”

“Sometimes you just need a good drink :)”

“Oh yeah, how long you been doing that, Nimble? Because I wonder how you'll post 5 years from now. heeheehee!
;-D”

“That's what's cool, Lyra. I know what I'm doing, laugh like hell, sleep great, remember everything and have no regrets. I'm tellin' ya,it's the only way I can watch O'Reilly and The Factor. Chris Matthews, Keith Olberman, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are hilarious.”

“Yeah but how long have you been doing it? If you're like most people, it'll get boring after awhile too, just like alcohol. The effect on your body will be totally different! Total bummer dude.”

“Not that long, maybe a couple of years. A few times on my thruhike (it gave the younger folks a big kick to get me going).

In fact, I remember this one time, somewhere in Virginia, when a bunch of us were sitting around trying to predict the weather up ahead in the area of our next climb. We sat around this shelter recreating. Soon people got the munchies and this one young lady, Swan, sitting next to me began to cook some lunch. Once the preparation was finished she held the cooking pot (notice how I specified "cooking"?) between her legs and began to eat. One of the guys asked her if she was afraid she'd burn herself. She responded "If it's cool enough to set in my lap, it's cool enough to eat." The general conversation continued and I sat bewildered that young folks with no other indication of taste could be so obtuse. Finally, after what seemed like an hour (but probably 5 minutes), I nudged her and asked "Tell me Swan, am I cool enough to sit in your lap?" So much laughter ensued that it wasn't possible for her to beat the crap out of me. Good times!”

“Umm 5 minutes is still a pretty long time! haha ;-)

Well I'll give you another couple years or so, then you'll start thinking you're turning into an idiot when you do it. So then you'll have to move on to crack or something else new. LOL!”

“I heard it's 5PM in Newfoundland.”

“My grandmother usually says "It's noon somewhere!" instead of "5:00 somewhere." haha!!”

“Could be, but I don't see it bringing me anywhere I don't want to go. Much different than booze - never any preoccupying thoughts, but I will pay attention.”

“Grandmas getting sloshed at noon. That rawks!”

“LOL! My neighbor is about 90 years old, and lives alone. She smokes about 2 packs a day, and it is nothing to see her out on her porch at 0900, in her night gown, Natty Light in one hand, and a smoke in the other. LOL! I love that old woman, she's a riot, and she cusses like a sailor. That and the fact that she lets me raid her MASSIVE garden any time I please! What a sweat heart.”

“Sweat heart is probably what she is, too.”

“I bet your grandma is hot, lyra, and probably not all that much older than me.


Can I get her number?”

“EW”

“Oh come on, SC, admit it. You want to watch me and lyra's grandma do it.”

“I'd pay a mighty sum NOT to have a picture of that.”

“I have a Paypal account...”

“I kicked off work a couple hours early....


Now I'm drinkin' Hacker-Pschorr Weisse :)”

“Enough is enough. Good night, folks.”

“hehehehe I ve had 5 beers!!!!!

im drunk, and nakid hehehehehehe. I wonder what the neighbors thought of me streaking though the neighborrhood on a dare?”

“OK bitpusher, you're on! It'll be $2, paypal me immediately.

I had 1 sparkling wine at dinner, and 2 gin martinis = party time!”

“Bitpusher, you need to get a job that lets you TT during normal hours, you slut!

;-)”

“PTHHHHHHHH1 jejejeejee”

“bit's a slut hehe@”

“"The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are hilarious.”

My nightly line up is Genn Beck at 12AM, Daily Show at 1, and The Report` at 1:30 then off to bed still chuckling.”

“I took a one Benedril and three fingers of Spyburn scotch and went to bed.”

“Damn I'd still be asleep. Benedryl does the number one me.”

“Benedryl does the number one me.”meangreen
8:34:47 AM
8/19/06

ok. i slept from 0430-0830 but i don't think thats why i'm confused. or does that sentence make sense? why isn't sacco's opened yet? where is that slug anyway”

“ok im here :) pretty buzzed but very very happy. it was a great show!”

“НАЗДРОВЯ, #&%!$!”

“drink up, eh? You hoser.”

“ok. stop twisting my arm”

“abourt what?”

“dammit bear what is your poison tonight?

I have had (in order) tangueray, stolichnaya, and canadian mist.

What next? hmm. I have some cheap tequila.


Old Mexico, here I come! yeehaaaaaaa!”

“ok I went with some more stoli

it is so good from the freezer”

“dont make me drink alone you bass turds”

“makers with som frozen water”

“I don't know how to drink so I can't join you.”

“Do you use an IV?”

“hello?”

“Bear time is 8:07”

“7:17 here.”

“Watching Meerkat Manor on Animal Planet, messing with TT, and drinking a nice beer.
Life is OK.”

“Life can be such bull#&%!$. We had to cancel a trip last week and rescheduled for this week. Might have to cancel that one too. drink 'em up!”

“apparently we're under some kind of state of emergency? #&%!$ the terrorist we might get wet!

On other fronts I got my oil changed, tires rotated, and a screw removed/hole sealed in one of my tires. all for the low price of $77.

Now we turn to sports...........

Washington Nats came cancelled on fear of getting wet. Over to you Ken...”

“Thanks Brian. this is Ken, usually in the channel 7 Eye-in-the-Sky helicopter. but they don't pay me enough to risk my life to give you #&%!$ing traffic reports. As i look into the DC Metro webcams from my office PC i can tell you only morons are on the road.

So yes, SOSO, roads are clogged and everyone is #&%!$ed. Back to you Brian....”

“UM bear from my infrequent trips to the Foggy Land....I can tell you don't sound like the traffic is all that different”

“Is it too early to be blitzed on Laor Day?”

“If you are, than it isn't. If you're not, it could be.”