Posting drunk

“well the hubby was suppose to be home early tonight but was tied up on a suicide thingy. so i opened the pinot grigio and i'm feeling fine as frogs hair!”

“I'm gonna become a Good Templar. But only because the WCTU wouldn't let me in.”

“medicate me baby!”

“It's Friday night...Cheers all!!!”

“I'm entirely too sober for this thread.

This is a correctable condition, tho'...



Dunno about the Pledge (lemon?)”

“what does Pledge have due with drinking???”

“you obviously never went to a frat party”

“Exactly... yuck! LOL”

“i missed that ...sound like i didn't miss much”

“hey I got the first post for Saturdat!!!”

“WOO HOO! LOL

I don't know about The Pledge, but my brother once made me take The Oath To Rid The World Of Cheap Wine...



Jimmy, is that a pledge pin on your uniform??”

“are we the only ones up???”

“Looks like it --- Maybe things will pick up after the bars close(?)”

“I'm here for a few minutes”

“Bars?? Then do folks come home and get online???”

“Anything's possible, [G]

I figured this is the drinking thread, after all... and they've got a head start(?)”

“I'm done...had my max..but boy I fe3l good”

“Like I said, I'm tooooooo sober for this thread. I had two beers... like Wednesday (ha!)”

“Haven't had a drink since my mother returned home, nor have I felt the need.”

“I don't normally drink but when I come visit mom's we let loose.”

“Are you still drinking from last night CG?
That's dedication!”

“Ethanol stocks for cars down-for humans up. Silly americans thinking they intended to put that stuff in cars.”

“Not yet...but we went to the beer store to restock!!!”

“party girls.
I'm not going to see you and your mom on my next installment of girls gone wild am I?”

“no..we are pretty calm..not wild. Unless tempted! LOL”

“Oh yea baby!

One bottle of OPus one down, first glass of second bottle uncorcked!”

“Too busy studyin to drink this week... at least enough to get drunk.”

“That was Black Opal. second bottle half gone. watching cinderalla with the kid too”

“dry since Thursday night...”

“I always wondered why this was a "Gear" thread.”

“Gear!




Riedel Sommeliers Vintage Port Glass
”

“Point made, but are they unbreakable lexan?”

“Unfortunately no, LOL...

For the trail, it's the non-vintage port in the trusty Platypus Li'l Nipper with the push-pull cap!!”

“damn pancreas”

“Funny thing you should say this --- had a damn pancreas attack last month that put me in the hospital for two nights (all better now, tho').


In Other News:

Looks like the Li'l Nipper is discontinued. The closest remaining Platy is the .5 litre (versus .375)... 16.9 fl oz vs. 12.6

No great tragedy... i'll just have to carry more port.”

“Last time I was in the hospital for it, 10 days. Every once and a while it kicks up, but I can't afford another bill like that, so I just suck it up. Today I stayed at work for 6 1/2 hours, and then I just couldn't anymore. Guess I'll be sucking up liquids and non fats for a week or so.

Oh yeah, the VA did a fine job on me when they took out my gallbladder, they left stones in my common bile duct for years telling me the pain was all in my head. By the time I had real insurance and they found them, my pancreas was pretty fried in scar tissue, so every once and a while without any notice it just . . . aaaagggghhh!”

“The VA???? What branch of service?”

“yikes... Hope you're feeling better!

What KO'd me was a huge plate of lasagna (that's the theory, anyway). Wasn't too bad in my case, tho'. After about a day on antibiotics, I was fine.”

“Army Res. 6 ms switched to Active Air Force total 3 years.

feeling better today. staying low fat for a while, and not drinking.”

“Two of my brothers were in the Army during Vietnam. They still ain't right but, in fairness, they weren't right before they went in. The rest of us we're in the Navy, with me eventually retiring from the Coast Guard.”

“Wow, they let Commies in the Navy now?? Huh, I'll be darned.
;-D

Hi, Tiltypoo!!”

“No, you dork, Commies are in the Coast Guard. Actually, I was discharged from the Navy once they discovered my parents were married.”

“Rock on. What states allow gay alien marriages, again? LOL!! I'm hyper.”

“Who were your parents married to?”

“Jack Daniels.”

“hello tonight.”

“hi.”

“how are ya?”

“only drinkin...”

“drinkin's good!”