Posting drunk

“ford credit's website is not very user friendly.

i just changed my address online with the post office.

god there are so many places to contact, i began yesterday and i'm still contacting people today.

i'm probably forgetting someone or something...”

“Girl, I wonder about why you still have a husband some of the stories you tell!

Take a deep breath, then another and think about how great things will be when you're all moved in and sitting in front of that fireplace on a chill evening.”

“You know...she may actually be happy with this. Heck I know people who truly enjoy disaster around them.”

“the first thing i will do on saturday when we are finished for the night is hit the jacuzzi! YAY FOR JACUZZIS!

i don't enjoy it, i do seem to be attracting it for the last three or so years.”

“So if we help you move can we all use the jacuzzi too?!

Let's see, I have seven packets of jello....how many do the rest of you have? =D”

“LOL! do you think the manager will notice?

oh my gosh, they have thEE most anal retentive rules in this place, hundreds of them!!! one of them is you may only have 2 guests at the pool per apartment”

“It can't be as anal as the Del Webb community (I call it the Sunset house) my parents are in. Anyone under 50 (I thought it was just kids but nope it's me too) can only be in the pool(s) and rec area between 11 am and 2 pm.”

“ha ha...I would get to swim & not you...lol...heee heee”

“no babies in the pool anytime ever!”

“That's how my MIL's last apt was. No kids in diapers EVER. Which was fine w/ me.

As long as they have no rules about jellow in the pool we'll be okay. We'll all say we're w/ apt 213.”

“hey i gotta be grateful for this. my future DSIL and my bonus son showed up with his horse trailer. they are helping us to pack and haul stuff up the the apartment tonight. the heavy stuff that steve cannot move.

oh, steve's defibrillator keeps going off. he's not doing too well. BrianSean is not doing great either, he's being a sh*t. we threw him out.”

“Don't throw out the baby with the bath water.”

“he left for several hours and then he came back all apologetic. we all laid into him, he took it cause he knew he was wrong, and then we worked him like a dog.

we got a huge portion of work done, but there is more to do tomorrow. you sure can fit a whole heck of a lot into a horse trailer! we canceled the truck. Andy is bringing the horse trailer back tomorrow, God Bless him really good.

hell, you never know how much dust you have until you move your furniture. and the daddy long legs have been working overtime, LOL! ewwwwwwwwww!”

“Moving sucks.”

“Ya buncha muddafuggin bastages!”

“Guilty.”

“Oops.
Ya buncha muddafuggin bastageses!!”

“Not guilty”

“Lmao

I want some bourbon, but it would play hell with the acid reflux I have right now.”

“well, at least you are not posting naked.”

“I'm dring Busches and eating jalepeno-stuffed olives. Buzzin' baby, YEAH!”

“dring = drinking

lo(hic)l!”

“my alcohol blood content is pretty high right now....

'32oz”

“LOL!”

“I had five Guinness and one Absinthe last night and slept like a baby.”

“i was sober last night! imagine that, LOL! i invited erinanne and kenyon over for a family game night. i made snacks, cookies, and apple cider. we built a nice fire since it was a rainy night, and played a game called "apples to apples".”

“Gotta love apples to apples.


Well it's almost noon, about time to crack a beer on this lovely sunday afternoon.”

“no more 'good' meds for me!”

“i was so sober last night, (only the one drink), that i think i'll start early to make up for it, LOL!”

“That's the spirit!

Go USA!”

“i feel GOOD! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!”

“are ya taking shots or what :P

I feel great.”

“of vodka”

“vodka and pepsi, cheers!”

“Dancing in the Moonlight”

“One Inch Wang here and prretty drunks!

I wish Miss Mapleleaf would love me so I can do crazzy thing to her. But Mr. Treebeer would kill me.

I so sad.


Wang only One Inch!”

“Good to see you OIW it's been a while”

“Can you actually see One Inch Wang?

I would need reading glasses for that.”

“my eye's are so bad i had trouble see the playing cards last night for apples to apples. so OIW isn't for me.”

“I just ate (well, made, then ate) the best pizza ever! Now if I could only replicate that every time. Mmmmm pizza.”

“i can't wait for my optometry appointment! meanwhile i'll hit my second shot today, YAY for me!”

“Cheers!”

“a third for the hell of it, then i'd better take a break.”

“lol, yeah, a nap may be in call for soon.”

“nah, wide awake!”

“Wake up! *slaps self in face* Yup. Wide awake.”

“...hic...

'32oz”

“I don't get to do this often.....anyone there!”

“Awww, how'z the head?”

“A little too much teeth when she's drunk but otherwise pretty good.”