Age?

“52 in April”

“Three years ago I had my prostate checked for the first time.

The doctor, named Esmerelda, said, "It feels OK to me."

Says I, "Well, it felt pretty funny to me!"”

“LOL........BIT....
You're right....”

“I could guess a few of the ladies ages on here without to much of a problem. Plus all you have to do is to go back and look at the birthday threads.

I know how young dhutch and Sass are but I am not saying. I will say that both of them are very attractive women.”

“"So Tom is 63 and 5'1"?"
Tilt
09:09:41 AM

Yeah, something like that.....or Treebeard is dickslicksick.”

“are you trying to score some 'cookie' pts with that comment.”

“When I was a young lad in my early 20's I started a fling with my hairdresser who was in her early 30's. "OOOOhhh", I thought, "sexual prime". Boy was she one of the most boring women I ever in bed! I broke it off after a little while, afraid I might become a necrophiliac(sp?).”

“HoooWEEE!!! I had that prostate "check" back in '93. My father was out in the waiting room and when I came out he was still laughing. He could hear me yell.

44 in March. I'm too busy enjoying life to notice.”

“You had a "hairdresser"?”

“Briar Rabbit, anything wrong with that. At my age I need all the help I can get.”

“I'm 34 but because I have remained childless I am closer to 24 mantality wise.”

“Ewker, which one of those women has the best cookies.......or buns?”

“I turned 53, Sunday 2-1-51 and young!”

“Tom, not going there and get myself in trouble after being nice.”

“Nigal, your "MAN-tality"?”

“Happy Birthday jerbear!!!”

“I've always said that if you have a pocket full of coins and none are as old as you, then "old" is living next door.”

“Hey BM,, sorry about your luck but I have had the opposite experience with older women.

ahhh Good times,,,from my experience there was no 'half steppin' with the older gals I've dated. As JB would say 'give it up and turn it loose'. Of course I felt like any old dish rag afterwards but hey I can now empathize with them a whole lot better.”

“I always thought MAN-tality was 11 for all men?”

“Happy Birthday Jerbear!!!!



8)”

“Dang, I can't even start trouble this morning........need.....more.......C O F F E E !!!!!!!!!!!”

“Mentality

Happy now Spelly Spellerton? 8)”

“43 here.

jer, you are as young as Rip, remember Rip?”

“Thanks Nigal, I thought I was slippin'!

skullcap, your kid is how old?”

“Yes, I have a hairdresser. And?

I can pass for someone much younger than I am, and I would say I meet a lot of women "my" age who are pretty inventive & open minded. :)

Don't now what happened to these women in my real age bracket. Maybe the 80's scared them?”

“now=know”

“bearmagnet, I'm just tryin' to make trouble.

Do you bake too?”

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“Shut up Tom, nobody asked you ; ) .”

“" only his hairdresser knows for sure"
*wink*”

“I am 40, but don't look a day older then 42, right Crazy Mike? LOL”

“Gem, you are the hottest grandma I know...lol...”

“I'm 31 - not really sure how this happened though.”

“that was classic,,gem.”

“No one wanted to figure out my age, huh? Just as well...I have a hard time figuring it these days, too.”

“GEM.....you look GREAT!!


and some of us are really old farts.......”

“Wow, 80 posts in a little over an hour (minus the ladies' ages).

Just to make you girls feel better, I'll post Benjamin Frankiln's 'In Praise of Older Women' at lunch (bell's about to ring).”

“I'll bite, Wolfeyes. I'm already in trouble with you anyway! How about 35?”

“Wow, TB! You aren't in trouble anymore! WooHoo!!! I used to be that a few years ago!”

“$10.00= haircut bya barber
$15.00&up=hair done by a hairdresser.
Same person different shop!”

“All right! Just saved myself a kick in the cajones!”

“Chronological age...55

Mental age..........28

Beat up Body age....65”

“Gremlin -- don't forget Asimov's The Sensuous Dirty Old Man.

I've been working on my leer....”

“What is FYAO IV? In my head, I have made up several possibilities, but I doubt they're right. peace”

“GAG, its stands for "Freeze Your A$$ Off 4."”

“ageless”

“I thought it was Roman for Troll.”

“23 years old”

“Scorch, weren't you 24 last week?”