Age?

“The Buddy Holly thyread made me think. Am I going to be the opldest participant at FYAO IV? I'm 55 and will be 56 this July.

Wait a minute, Jnywlkr is older than me. He'd better come along.

What about other TTers? I think Nowslimmer is the dean right now.

Anyone?”

“I'm a pup, Grem! Just turned 49 on Friday...”

“Gremlin, you got me beat I am 53.”

“Dude too me old is when you can't walk anymore and you have to have people help you with everything.

The you are old.

Untill then keep on backpacking!


By the way I am 31.

8)”

“If Tree is a pup then I have no idea what you'd call me at a mere 22.”

“You're only as old as you feel, people! Stay young at mind and any physical limitations may not seem so severe in a lot of cases!!”

“Young enough to ride, run, bike, kayak, backpack, play softball and go out dancing.

Old enough to be able to appreciate every minute of it!

Cmon, you didn't expect the ladies to shout out their ages, did ya?”

“C'mon! Be a sport!”

“27”

“Same age as tree.”

“LOL, dhutch, I was just noticing the lack of female responses.”

“Lack of? There are none!!”

“Yeah, me too.”

“Come on ladies, at least tell us a reasonable lie. dhutch...what, 33?”

“I'm a mere pup of 46.”

“I turned 27 today”

“If I start a thread inviting all you ladies to lie about your age, will that get you to respond?”

“I am not a number I am a free man!!!!!


8)”

“32. So is HPM.”

“I'm 29 until no one will buy it any longer and then I'll be 39 until I'm too old to care and then I'll be 29 again until I can no longer remember how old I am.

Anybody have a problem with that? No? I didn't think so.”

“Good response CMB!

Tell ya what, guys why don't you go look at our pictures and guess? That will give us TT ladies a boost today. lol”

“And if we make a guess that is out of the park, can we expect to be assaulted should we meet on a hike?”

“34. But when I get older, I plan to lie about it and say I'm 10 years older than I am.”

“If I remember right Dhutch you are right around the same age as me?


8)”

“Then everyone can say how good you look for your age. Good reverse psychology, Vicsaw! I like the way you think...”

“To avoid being assaulted while on the trail with an angry female after guessing her age way too high...simply make your guess and then subtract 12.5”

“I find the whole "women denying their age" thing remarkably stupid.”

“That can still bite you in the ass, Dub. Imagine walking up to Miss Opie and saying, oh, so you must be 13?”

“Girls my age like to say they are older...older women like to say they are younger. Weird.”

“You all appear extremely Well Preserved, LOL


Like... encased in amber... LMAO!”

“LOL, good point bitpusher...glad I know that Shel looks 19 ;-p”

“I am one year less than a jumbo plus the number of patches Stovestomper ordered minus CMB's age plus Skullcap's age when he can't remember any longer.”

“Dang it! I just knew treebeard was WAY older than me!
We are the same age.
Well actually, I'm 2 months ahead of the boy. ;-)”

“I ain't afraid,,,, since there are a few hundy miles between us but I would say you about #(.5 give or take a few dyed gray hairs.


BTW do you folks know what happens in 8 days?

Why is it when guys get wrinkles and gray hair they become distingiushed and when women get them they get old.”

“I told my kids I was 35 for a few years.......and then they went to school and learned math..........

I will be 50 April 1st......

and I love it!!!”

“2 months, eh Stovie? What say we meet at a neutral point next year, get our prostate exams, and then hit the trail?”

“Me too treebait.

I'm 44 and life is WAY, WAY more fun than when I was 22.”

“".....I was just noticing the lack of female responses."
lizs
08:36:05 AM

Maybe you should see a doctor, liz.
:^]”

“So, what are you, about 63, Mr. Jemima?”

“Guessing a woman's age? Are you all NUTS? That's The Quickest way to lose part of your anatomy I know of.

THINK, guys... There is No Upside to this! LOL”

“LMFAO Wolfeyes!!!!!!!!!


8)”

“"I will be 50 April 1st......

and I love it!!!"
divinity
08:54:53 AM

No foolin'?”

“NO Treebeard, I'm 6'3" and 51, ya old turd!”

“I knew that!!!!!!!!



And yes, you are taller than me, ya big galoot!”

“My galoot trumps yer turd!”

“Opps that should have been 9 days?”

“Treebeard - I've already had the fickle finger back when I had my kidney stone problems a year or so ago. I'm not in any big hurry to repeat it. ;-)”

“So Tom is 63 and 5'1"?”

“...and here's why:

Reaction of 18 year old woman upon request of a particular erotic act:

EWWWWWWWWW! You want me to do what?

Reaction of same woman to same request, 20 years later:

Is that all you want me to do?”