Dying Sucks

“I would rather Date then Die.”

“Why do some people insist on dying their hair? It almost always looks dumb.”

“lol, I dyed my hair a couple of days ago. I guess I am now an offical red/brownish kind a hair girl”

“Pictures?”

“Death be not loud.”

“Dying hair makes you think you're not going to die soon.

Dating can make you feel young.

Dying & Dating is the best way to avoid Dying?”

“No play for Mr. Gray????

Whaaateveeeer!!

Chicks,,excuse me 'the women' dig my 'highlights'.”

“Its OK for women to dye their hair but middle aged men look silly, the color is never correct for their skin tone.

Young men dying their hair makes them look like gender-benders.

I can see the tops of most people's heads from my point of view and I can tell.”

“Gray is the color of Mr. Death!”

“Please note the difference. Thanks :)”

“Can I dye my ear hair?”

“Cut it!”

“Go for it, Artex!”

“LMMFAO, Tilt!!!

THERE is a prime example of phony!”

“Has anyone asked the undead if they dye?”

“I saw that photo on Slate and thought, "Hell, he already looks like a vampire in that pic... All he's missing are the fangs"”

“Hey BR - In men it's "distinquished" We love that salt/pepper look. Maybe I better speak for myself but, my friends think so too ;-)”

“Don't dye in vain.”

“i've always been against dying...though never fully appreciating the natural blond until.....some dreaded grays started sneaking in, upon inquiry, my kids won't even admit there is any gray at all”

“I'm 61 and my hair has its' first gray in the last year.It won't fall out,I don't want to shave it ,so,I may have to dye it.YICKS!!!!”

“If you're not careful, dating can lead to dying.”

“So many threads and all I can think of to say is--whatever....”

“My room mate dyed her hair Saturday and it turned ORANGE...lol.....hehehehehe

she had to find a hairdresser to fix it......( it looks great now)

OMG don't tell her I told y'all/.....”

“uncliff....that reminds me of Alobar, the main character in tom robbins' "jitterbug perfume"

at the first grey hair, Kings in his particular villiage, were put to death, and he woke up one morning and one little white hair was the focus of his entire consciousness........its a hilarious book.......dyeing it, by the way, did not turn out to be the key to a long, passionate life.”

“One of my co-workers died yesterday. The MD & another co-worker found him on his living rm floor.”

“Nobody gets out of here alive!”

“Hmmm, I blame all my grays on my first serious GF. She found a lone gray amongst all the other darkies and yanked it out and since then they have been steadily coming in. At this rate I should be completely 'salted' by my mid 40's provided I make it that long.

Funny thing is she married a bald guy.”

“He musta had a lot of grey hairs!!!”