More boob news....

“Yah, but there are mirrors all over the place in most hair salons...”

“"A little off the Top"? Catchy name...”

“More boob news...great.

Mine are still attached and cancer free at the moment.”

“I don't wear my eyeglasses while getting my hair cut. :(”

“That's great news wolfie!”

“My hairdresser has nice boobs and she's short, so when she's cutting the front shes always pressing them against my shoulder. I could see the benefit of no top!”

“We have a place near me that has hairdressers in lingerie. I've never been there, but the radio commercials are funny.”

“I like boobs. I guess that's why I hang out on TT...”

“We do got some big ones here...”

“Big boobs mo' bettah!!!”

“A well known TTer who will remain nameless from the Savage Gulf trip said he liked women with boobs that had to be carried around with a wheelbarrow and a butt just large enough to keep his 'boys' from slapping the bed. ;-)”

“'tweren't me!”

“Those uptight Brits!!! Heck, we've girls in short shorts, and tight T-shirts working in hand washed car washes. If you don't have a car...they'll lend you a car to get washed!!!”

“Stanlee, for your own safety, never call a Scot a brit to his face...”

“OMG, Stove, that's hillarious! I wish I'd said that.”

“...if it's not Scottish, it's crap!”

“This is great. Before last Sunday there was such a dearth of boob news in the media. I'm so glad to see things back to normal.”

“Just one question for Stove - what were you searching for when you came upon this article?

Looks like instead of googling you went ga-ga!”

“A well known TTer who will remain nameless from the Savage Gulf trip said he liked women with boobs that had to be carried around with a wheelbarrow and a butt just large enough to keep his 'boys' from slapping the bed. ;-)"
StoveStomper




It was me.

The actual saying is,
"A wheelbarrow full of tits and just enough ass to keep my balls off the sheets.”

“omg....lol.....”

“A Cincinnati man has been charged with public indecency for exposing his breasts.

Jerome Mason, a 23-year-old from Over-The-Rhine, appeared in court Tuesday after being cited for public indecency just after midnight on April 22nd.

It's unclear if the man has breasts that are larger than the average male's or if he has breast implants.

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/07/05/breasts.html”

“Yuck!”

“Sometimes, violin scares me with the things he reads.”

“I posted this unrelated story yesterday, but no one noticed...
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“i wanna see! i wanna see!

so, fiddle-boy, this was the best you could do from eharmony.com?”

“Sorry bit.

No one cares today either.”

“no, i mean i wanna see the boobies! i wanna see what all the fuss is about! show us the man-boobs!”

“hmm, i'm going to go w/probably implants. but they think they might just be man-boobs? i wonder where they draw the line at indecency for man-boobs...B-cup, C-cup, what? also, if my boobs are smaller than a lot of guys' boobs, do you think i'd be allowed to show them off?”

“I guess being felt up by a robot is not all that Julie Christie made it out to be in Demon Seed...”

“send me lots of pictures, lyra, and i will send you my opinion”

“Geez, a robot to examine boobs. Next thing you know we'll be taking a pill to have sex like on Barbarella!”

“thanks, you're a pal, CB!”

“am i your bosom buddy?”

“fo' shizzle!”

“fo shizzle, my nipple!”

“there ya go crash you perv.
man boobs!!


”

“Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html”

“Shouldn't this go on the new gear thread?”

“Oh great! Now we men will get blamed when the MP3 player goes on the blink! "You crushed it!"”

“Yeah but just think of the fun you can have selecting a new song.”

“Hey baby, wanna listen to some Barry White ;o)

Knowing my luck I'd switch it to the Benny Hill theme tune half-way through the act.”

“Hmmm ... twirling the dials does have a certain appeal.”

“"It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

I just love that highlighted part.... lol, useful.... lol”

“Mmmmm.....musical boobies...”

“LOL My brother was telling me about this the other day,but my question is"how the heck do you change the batteries?"”

“i'd like such a penile implant.

it'd give me another excuse,"no honey, just changing the channel."”

“i'd like such a penile implant.

it'd give me another excuse,"no honey, just changing the channel."

LOL or raising the antenna!”

“Gives a whole new meaning to "getting in the mood"”