Women's Underwear

“I know I'm gonna regret posting this, but it's Valentine's Day soon, apparently, and the Roses and Lilys are booked, the Fresh bath stuff is ordered and the boy ynami needs to add a gift to the mix for his visual gratification (on her that is).
I'm thinking Agent Provocateur... but any other recommendations from the ladies or transvestites out there?”

“So if you're a guy, you gotta be a transvestite to suggest something?”

“don't let it hold you back bit - you're among friends :o)”

“of course not - I mean VS is the obvious one - but she shops there lots anyway - so wanted something different.”

“Ya got Lover's Lane in your area? I think you can order on-line from them, too. They have some interesting stuff. I have shopped there for bachelorette gifts, but have not really looked at their intimate apparrel selection. Not sure if you want to go classy or a bit more risque...”

“hmmm, How about classy risque.... does such a thing exist or am I just being tacky ;o) ?”

“I think classy risque exists, maybe you should just shop around until you find what you want. Seriously, look up Lovers Lane. (Their "world headquarters" is not too far from my office!!)”

“lol ok, well here goes...

I'm a big fan of teddies, but if she's short-waisted, it can be hard to get one that fits right. If you do get one, a snap crotch is a good idea. Matching thigh-high hose and garters go well with this.

Of course, since I don't have any idea what you wife looks like, it's hard to make a good choice, and no, I'm not trolling for pics.

Pick something that will highlight whatever her best asset is, or enhance where she feels she's lacking.

A sheer, colored nightshirt would be good as well, with matching panties, but not necessarily bra, unless she feels she needs help in that area.

There ya go...”

“I am on the case an willing to help in any way that I can.


First off. Post a nude picture of your girlfriend.


For research purposes only, of course. Don't be so immature. I will need to determine her body type and what looks best on her (besides me).


Can we arrange an onsite interview?”

“Of course, if you wanted to be cute, you could wrap an empty box, and give it to her saying that it's what you want her to wear all evening...lol...”

“classs yet cheap.... I like it bit I like it ;o)

here you go lee”

“and thanks smiley g - I'll check out the site when I get home. :o)”

“I was in VS with a friend years ago. He was choosing something for his then girlfriend (now wife). She was (still is) very attractive . .. .and uh . . .geneously proportioned up top.


He hold up a black teddy and asks . . .



He asks ME . . ..





"What do you think this would look like on Suzy?"


I stopped. I paused. I looked off into space . . .shut my eyes and thought really hard.


He asked: "what are you doing"



I replied: "picturing suzy in the outfit, just like you asked me to".



He got sooo pisssed. It was one of the funniest moments.



Stop that . . ..stop it .. ..”

“Try this in Camouflage for wilderness attire.
http://www.freshpair.com/catalog_section_women_id_49_brand_0_query__brasize__orderby__pricelevel__sale__itemid_620_itemnum_3_itemcount_26.html

I think I will get some and the men's version they have of the same for hubby.”

“Never forget cheap!

Of course, some women will go for that and others won't. If she's the type who's likely to throw the empty box back in your face because there's nothing in it, or snort about how juvenile you are, then best not to try that one, lol...

Since this is mostly for your enjoyment, you might try picking out something you'd really like to see her in...go kinky if you think she'll go for it...leather, or latex...if she's the quiet shy type, be sure and get her good and soused before you give it to her...”

“Available at bacpac's boutique:

1) bottle of baby oil
2) crack pipe and other various paraphenalia
3) assorted pornography
4) several narcotics, some crack cocaine, several different pills in plastic bags, and sugar tablets in small tin boxes that may be LSD”

“Boy . . .was my spider sense right.

THank god for URL properties . . .nice link Ynami.”

“We have a Fredericks of Hollywood shop here. They have some pretty decent (excuse the pun!) stuff.



Why does this thread remind me of a Christmas satire song? Oh yeah... "Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear" (to the tune of Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland).”

“Walking Around In Women's Underwear - The FUNNIEST Christmas song EVER!!! To the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland...

Sing along...

Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti.
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night.
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?"
We'll say, "Whoa man!"
Let's wait until the wife is out of town."

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade
And join the parade
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

Lacy things, missin'
Didn't ask, permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear.”

“more dumb and dumber...”

“Is someone trolling as stikmon, or is he just having a bad day?”

“I'm sorry stikmon, I'll remember to include some Lord of the Rings reference in all threads I post in future - will that be ok for you? ;op”

“I posted the lyrics before I read your post.
Great minds think alike! ;-)

We had all better behave or stikky will hit us with his wizzie stik. ;-)”

“Hopefully not the one he takes a whiz with...”

“I can't stand it when women overdress that way!”

“I'm a big fan of "less is more" when it comes to lingerie...sometimes the really ornate stuff looks like some kind of silken-and-lace armor.”

“LOL SS! Funny is funny and that's all!!”

“Most important is to get something that it's easy to get off her quickly.

Hmm, you could also consider edibles!”

“to never buy a female sexy undergarments for Valentine's day. It's a selfish gift because the gift is more to please *you* then it does her. After I thought about it for a while I had to say she was right. Buy her something that she will appreciate that shows her you love her for more then just an object to satisfy a carnal appetite. IMHO and I'm sticking too it!”

“you could always go with a nice comfortable sleep thingy, one that's pretty and all that. Then she'll like it and you'll get the fun of taking it off.”

“I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)”

“Also may I suggest a small diamond pendant or necklace for her instead.”

“you know he's really just buyin the underwear for himself, right?”

“Nutin' says lovin' like a new washing machine! ;-)”

“I guess I am the only one that wouldn't want lingery for valentines day.

So not all women would like gear, but how about jewelry? Even a day at the spa would be nice. Yeah, I think I really would enjoy a whole day at the spa.”

“Lumberjack........I LOVE that song!!!!!”

“yea, i'd take the spa, gem. good thinkin.”

“Ynami2, Let her buy her own pretty panties, after all, it is a gift for you. Buy her something special, just for her. Gem's trip to the spa idea is excellant, or maybe just get a nice, perfumed bottle of massage oil and give her a sensual massage yourself.”

“I'd take the spa too.

My BF said he had bought and wrapped my present a week or two ago. I know he had been shopping for a pendant for me. However, he told me the other day he bought me some scrapbook stuff (he happened to be shopping next door). How the heck do I tell him I don't want any stinkin' scrabook stuff??”

“When he gives it to you, tie a ribbon on the stuff and wear it around your neck. He'll get the hint, lol.”

“There is a really great book out there by Laura Corn called 101 Nights of Grrreat Sex. It is interactive and totally cool. You can find it at www.grrreatnights.com
She has other good choices out there too. One of these books along with your lingerie choice and some other fun oils, lotions, etc., IMHO would be the best ever on Valentine's Day. The best thing about this particular book is it keeps on giving for a year!

Here's the description of the book from the site:

101 Nights of Grrreat Sex

18 all new scintillating seductions! (How does she do it?)

Guaranteed grrreat sex twice a week, every week, for a year! (Um…Yes please!)

For the first time ever - interactive with the web! (Oh. My. God.)

Over a million copies sold and still going strong! You’ve got to get Amazon.com’s number-one sex book for two years in a row. (Well, duh.)


This is Laura Corn’s most famous book — the one that’s bringing two million couples and counting back in the bedroom, with renewed passion, hot romance, and a whole bunch of new erotic techniques. It’s also the book that introduced the world to Laura’s trademark secret, sealed seduction - there’s never been a more effective way to build anticipation between two lovers.

Now Laura’s back with the 2004 edition - spiced up and better than ever. It’s hot off the press but gets even hotter when these fun and erotic seductions come to life in your soon to be oh so capable hands. But that’s not even the best part. Because what Laura did for the sex book she’s about to do for the internet.

She’s made her book interactive with the web by creating a customizable e-card for every new seduction in her book, available right here on this website!

This is one of those “Why didn’t I think of that?” moments, isn’t it? Well, thankfully Laura did, and opening up your e-mail will never be the same. Send one to your lover ahead of time and turn up the heat even higher on your seduction. You’ll find they’re like hot sauce for your sexual appetite. Pretty soon, you’ll consider “you’ve got mail” dirty talk.

So dust off that libido, because smoldering romance and steamy sex are about to become part of your weekly routine.


101 Nights Of Grrreat Sex includes:



50 Secret Seductions For His Eyes Only: She’ll be hanging on your every word (and a few other things as well!) when you insist that she Do As I Say...Every man’s got an inner gigolo. She’s gonna fall head over heels in love with yours when you spring Bad to the Boner on her!... When she gets your e-card for Lazy Boy, Busy Girl she’ll know it’s not just another night on the couch – but she never imagined it would be like this!

50 Secret Seductions For Her Eyes Only: Watch him go into sensory overload as he samples the super indulgent Pleasure Platter!... Never seen him blush? He will when he gets your e-card for Fun With Accessories, guaranteed.... There are no words to describe what he’ll feel during See No Evil, Feel Just About Everything Else, which is good…because he’ll be speechless.


Buy this book and start living by Laura’s Golden Rule: “Do unto lovers as you would have them do unto you!””

“How about a pair of love birds?




worked in Alfred Hitchcock...Birds”

“Never mind the underwear, get your wife one of these...

...and no, it's not a cabana boy.”

“On Wisconsin ave in Georgetown, not Bethesda. Completely different stores. Or at least that's what I've heard”

“That sounds a little sickly Bit ;o).

And I swear I made the point earlier that this is not all she's getting, this is as well as the other stuff. Yes it's selfish in a way, but I also think it's good to let her know she's certainly thought of in this way, as well as all the other ways she's appreciated. And it's FUN ;o)”

“I think your "bundled gift" idea is a good one ynami.







I'm still trying NOT to picture ynami in a teddy and bitpusher wearing nothing but a see-through nightshirt. Yikes!”

“When I read that story, all I could think was that it would only cause trouble...


Wife: Why don't you do the things like in the book?

Husband: Because it's a work of fiction?”

“AAHHHH!! that's an insult to monkeys everywhere!”