Enertia Eggs Rawk!

“Man I just love Enertia Foods eggs! They are so light and fluffy! They taste more like real eggs than real eggs do. They are better in fact than real eggs cause there’s no shells to get in your eggs. I highly recommend them!”

“I tried those once. Yuck.”

“Nigal, is "RAWK" the noise made after eating them?”

“Nigal,
What is with all the bacpac lures? Don't you realize that he is like a bad penny and will be back with time?”

“yeah, but it's still fun to imagine Nigal with his pants off, gazing into Bacpac's beady little eyes, begging him to come back...aahhhhh...ain't love grand.”

“Where do you get them?”

“Now, I am going to be violently ill.

Thank-You, Lyra!”

“Thanks a lot, pekka. I just "rawked" coffee all over my keyboard and monitor!”

“hey, no prob.”

“My gift to you, BowlderMan. Rawk on!”

“Enertia eggs? Is that what that slop was supposed to be? Dang, ya learn something new every day. Even the raccoon wouldn't eat it!”