Mapleleaf had a baby!!!

“So, he's a little pecker?”

“How about calling it Whiskas?”

“ANOTHER ONE???

Scorchy is having a baby too... well adopted. She's a 6 year old Blue and Gold Macaw. Name's Lady Gwenavere (yes, misspelled on purpose). I raised her since she was 1 years old and now her owner wants her no longer and is finally letting me take her home!”

“nooooo
i want her!!

LOL yes another one. boy they sure are buttt ugly at that age LOL only a face a mom can love.awwww


can not wait to meet your new girl.

soooo need names peeps...
bit
ski
zac...you are all crazy!”

“trixie”

“What about calling it Cat Food?”

“yuk yuk yuk”

“"Butt Ugly"”

“LOL not nice to call him what he looks like.”

“"Ylgu Ttub"?”

“Jeez Mapes, do we have to name everything for you? Kayak, sailboat, bird, ... give us a break! We're out of names! Pick up some of the slack here!”

“name it mary jane!”

“M or F?”

“



”

“Birds are evil ...




and taste good in a white wine sauce. mmmm.”

“Lancelot!

Merlin

Snoopy (that was my Arabian's nickname)

Sampson

Golaith

Joshua (I just like that name)

Need more; like any of those?”

“spencer
chloe
jazzy
kramer
murphy
pepe
floyd
paco
taz
ozzy
cisco
gumby
dusty
moondust
buster
cody
chipper
kiwi
tookie
jax
zoey
fuji
bandit
moose
goose
petrie
tucker
nipper
rocky
bella
jezebel
oliver
spaz
kiki
tia
oscar
chip
grover
seymore
sydney
chauncey
clancey
mickey
zeus
rocket
zorro
andre
yoda
truffles
wiggles
pokey
peanut
chaz
jiggs
scooby
pandora
cricket
shiloh
yoshi
ziggy
cosmo
beaner
beamer
benny
lexi
ed
mulder
scully
taco
paco
speedy
gizmo
patches
squeaker
whitey
thor
hades
sid
jasper
cocoa
ginger
paulie
emmit
peep
bailey
woodsy
cookie
murray
skittles
dakota
cheeky
quincy
pickles
turk
burt
scarlett
princess
winston
mango
beep
beauty
barney
fletcher
woody
bubba
ty
austin
scuttle
sunny
tink
merlin
gandolph
sir poopalot
tilly
minx
toby
puffer
simon
nikita
mouth almighty
limey
max
prozac : )
clink
echo
ace
lolita
diego
nero
spartacus
angel
sydney
smokey
luna
muggsy
willow
petey
hedwig
morgan
luca
copper
rudy
fred
squiggles
piper
willy
wally
pita
pearl
monty
diesel
punky brewster
thunder
jewel
salem
toot
jules
jade
quacker
bill
taylor
vinny
jackson
oliver
dusty
wizard
fonzie
sophie
winnie
eeyore
tigger
roo
neo
frisbee
taffy
hector
josie
conan
stevie
ray
casper
binky
tess
fiji
pepper
ernie
gator
stinky
echo
ditto
avery
peanut
marbles
buddy
kiko
phoenix
levi
ziggy stardust : )
pudgie
sierra
mr feathers : )
jellybean
pumpkin
gypsy
zip
shrek
pokie
ollie
weezer
smurf
chip
bonkers
choco
teddy
olive
bubbles
papi
clark
logan
houdini
mozart
gabriel
shamrock

ok i'm done. brain hurts. i'm sure i can dig up more if you need.”

“And she doesn't even use one of the names.”

“LOl scorch, thank you for at least trying.

But I am thinking of Kameko,
Meko for short.
it's Native American for tiny turlte and long life.”

“Gee, Maple. Rolls off the tongue like some bad wine!

Prozac! lmao”

“I thought that one was good : )”

“ohhhh I am getting another pet :)

A bullfrog

yup I saved the little bugger from the Hudson River. It seems that a woman was going to dinner and her young daughter asked about a bullfrog that was in a tank. The waitress said it was dinner and the little girl flipped! So mommy paid $1.00 for it and has no idea as to how to care for it.
So i will take it and hope to reintroduce back into the wild.

this is what I will be listening to till it is free to leave my home

http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/resources/mac_given/bullfrogad.aiff”

“The first post on this thread was one year ago today!

Happy Birthday to your little one!!”

“holy cow, I didnt even see that.

they grow up so fast. like they were never there :)”

“I had a baby. it tasted like chicken.”

“Hey Bearmegnet, it's about time for a D.C. get together to celebrate the coronation of King Dumbya.”

“get the hell off of my thread you two and your Bush!”

“I requested this weekend off and may get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did offer to take some one to Annapolis, however. 23, Indian, here until May................but no Bush, mapes.”

“Awwwwww, that's bull!!”

“Maple, make sure that's a local frog and not some exoticspecies. You could cause a lot of trouble if it's an exotic.”

“"Bull"? What's bull is she's ruining a much cherished stereotype of mine regarding the People of "The Subcontinent".

I was actually considering a thread regarding this matter.

I might be free for the weekend but won't know until Thursday.”

“good point. I will take it to the shelter this weekend and ask and see what kind it is.
not into being the creater of a frankinfrog”

“23 Indians!

Whoa!!

You're gonna have to rent a bus!!!”

“I didn't know bull frogs were a native species. i could of sworn they were an exoctic.”

“Hey Mapes. My daughter had a tree frog for a while. We had to buy baby crickets at the pet store for food.”

“ok so my new frog will become the first ever
Vegetarian.
No way can I feed those sweet little crickets to the frog.

He is HUGE and slimy and cute and I want to kiss his big fat cheeks!

LOL I had to laugh at the girl telling me the story of how she got the frog. It may be a long time before she goes to eat in China Twon again.”

“Oh come on mapleleaf, they're just crickets. I use them for bream all the time.”

“bream?

the kid at the pets store so to funny. telling how to take care of them so i could feed my frog”

“Sunfish. Shellcrackers. Bluegill. You know, fish. They're bait. Work great!”

“i found out the frog eats
other frogs
snakes
crickets
fish

no way is he eating all that
YUK”

“wow you caught a sunnie
very manly of you

LOLOLOL”

“Look, just go to the bait store and get a half-tube of crickets. Your frog will eat them up.”

“I went to the pet store. you dont find to many bait stores in NY. LOL

they cost alot
like $.08 each.”

“Find a bait store, they do exist I assure you, unless people in NY do not fish. Hell, you can get them at a Wal-Mart here, in the fishing department.

Here, I can get a half-tube (about 50 crickets) for $2.”

“the kid said i can put them in a container with a slice of potato. and they are good to go for about a month”

“Mapes, you can get freeze dried mealworms through either birdng/ garden centers, or through bait stores or online.
Also, remember those cute little crickets are closely related to cockroaches.”

“Find a bait store, they do exist I assure you, unless people in NY do not fish. Hell, you can get them at a Wal-Mart here, in the fishing department.

bitpusher
10:53:30 AM


There's 578 miles of shoreline in this city. People do fish!

Maple has been out of the bait 'n' tackle shop circuit for a long time, I guess!”

“That's what I was thinking, treebeard...where there's water, there's fishin'.”