Mapleleaf had a baby!!!

“It must be true, I just read it on 'the other site'!!!

So tell us, darlin'...does this mean you ain't gonna be the centerfold girl for their calendar???”

“those folks are pretty twisted. employ caution.”

“she was having it for me... she's my surrogate mother”

“I thought you were the concubine Scorch?”

“sh-t. i don't know then.”

“w t f ?

LOL”

“just as confused as i am tilty.”

“just nod your head and smile.”

“What will Scorchie's mom have to say?”

“She aged drastically over the past week. She's no longer attractive.”

“Hmmmmmm, tryin' to throw the dogs off?”

“weirdness.”

“not weird, just eccentric”

“riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....”

“ok. so weird then.”

“The eccentricity of a circle is zero.



(hey -- it's been a slow weekend)”

“oh dear lord lol”

“Did I hear this right? Mapleleaf and ScorchFire had a love child.”

“This raises more than a few questions, but TrailTalk Decorum dictates that I should be patient. All will be revealed in the fullness of time.

Tune in next week when Free24 divulges what flavor of ice cream goes best with pickles.




The orbital eccentricity of Venus is ~0.007”

“"a man a plan a canal panama"

spelled backwards is still

"a man a plan a canal panama"”

“a toyota”

“cute”

“i have a toyota”

“"aa"........look it up!


It the opposite of "pahoehoe".”

“Ok, fun with palindromes! Should I now name my bird Otto?”

“Her face was like aa and her eyes were like pahoehoe.

Haven't you named that finky chicken yet?”

“Haven't found the right name yet. I'm picky! And I don't have mail. Where'd you send it?”

“Beat ya to it FG.”

“FUnky chicken!


I tried to forward IT from "sent mail".

Whoooppeeeee!!!”

“Who says ya can't teach an old dog new tricks?”

“"Beat ya to it FG."
Geobeet
08:47:02 AM
02/09/04

Oh yeah??? Well, it took ya 2 days to figure THAT out...”

“Been away from the puter for two days. I do have a life outside of TT, but I try to keep that quiet. I don't want to disillusion the trolls.”

“Isn’t “surrogate” another word for concubine?”

“Hey --- no fair trying to make this thread About Something again...




Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.”

“Geobeet, who will teach the $h!tweasels?”

“TT, why would you want to teach the $hitweasels? It would be easier to teach worms to use sign language.”

“I'm training the Ferret to chew your toenails down to the quick while you're asleep.”

“Memo to self: pick up ferret poison on the way home tonight.”

“The Weasels Will Have Their Revenge For This Effrontery.”

“Geo, don't you have any rat poison left over from last year?”

“No, I took it all. Shows how effective that stuff is!”

“rats are intelligent creatures”

“Just because rats hang out in labs all the time doesn't mean they're intelligent!”

“i had to give 4 rats a hysterectomy”

“Tune in next week when Free24 divulges what flavor of ice cream goes best with pickles.



Hmmm...never thought of putting the two together....but it you think of it, a nice creamy french vinella would do well with dill pickles...”

“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo... not.... VANILLA!

<ARGH>



I think I speak for Chocoholics Everywhere when I say, "VANILLA SUX!!"

<G>”

“Yes usually...but you can't pair up pickles with chocolate very well.... BARFO! The thought makes me sick. Maybe a mint chocolate chip would be passable though.”

“I dunno... I've heard that a full-bodied red Burgundy goes well with chocolate. Perhaps one should try a chocolate lower in sugar to compliment a Sauterne or other standard dessert wine.

I've also heard that there's a "club" composed of people (usually owners of vinyards) who make champagne. Once a year they get together and try out the champagne they've made -- specifically to go with chocolate.

Yeah... I could get into that.”

“gross me out”

“Could you be a little more vague, please?”