mopeds no longer like fat chicks

“wouldn't mind being caught riding this thing, even tho it is a scooter.

56k warning”

“that's one hell of a scooter! They should name it Deathwish!”

“Holy shlt! That'd have to be scary as hell! That damn thing's spinnin' 23,000 RPMS? I haven't seen anything that damn fast sense MapleLeaf's vibrator!

There was a guy that used to hang around here that bought a 75 cc moped and tricked it out. He ate up a Harley in the 1/4.

Maybe I should see what kind of kits I can get for my Honda 250 scooter?”

“Nigal. I think if you tried hard enough you could squeeze in a V-twin or an old flat head.”

“oops. i read this as MAPLE no longer likes fat chicks”

“Needless to say, a wipe out is pretty much fatal.”

“At least they could criogenically freeze your brain if you wear a helmet.”