Kerry/Edwards 2004

“Nice job Q! Way to take part in something that will benefit everyone!”

“Thanks, Buddha. I'd like to devote more of my time just getting people to vote and get involved.”

“The other big part to the project: Volenteer 3 hours of your time to improve government."
laqtis
08:25:47 PM
07/23/04

How about 3hrs of removing Bush/Cheney signs from folk's front lawns? lol”

“As good as this sounds, it just wouldn't be *prudent*. Again, taking lawn signs, though the thought might be a good idea, it just goes our way,....our way, therefore, what we must do, is to build up a strong *message*,...a message for everyone, one person.....you, me, them, everyone,...so that we can *all* understand; understand the most important word....the most important word being getting out there voting...voting for the American people.

You see, by voting, the *people*,...yes I said *people*, can become enveloped in the process, which breads togetherness,...and a feeling of being involved in something *great*..., yes...something *great*.

This is George H.W.Bush the first, the first person out there to delcare that what we need is a constitutonal Monarchy, yes..I said Constitutional Monarchy, in order to further the New World Order, because there must be order...I know....Order is a *scary* word....*scary* word, but none the less, I endorse this *message*, yes...*message*, as the *message must get through to allthose *wanting* the message, like the *poor*, the *weak* and others who don't know they're *poor* and *weak*, ... as we must help those who *cannot* help themselves, or *help* others,.. because the *is* our *greatest* *cause* *in* *this* *situation* *that* *we* *call* *the* *Democratic* *process*, and I *approve* this "message".

"Thank* *you" & (have) 'a night>”

“You'll bust your asterisk if you keep that up ---”

“The cops just busted a local woman, running for office, who was caught on tape taking down her opponents signs. This is low class, to say the least.
Guess which party she belongs to?”

“That's just not *RIGHT* !”

“"The cops just busted a local woman, running for office, who was caught on tape taking down her opponents signs. This is low class, to say the least.
Guess which party she belongs to?"

That's wrong and she should be busted. So basiclly you're trying to justify your desire to do ill deeds based on another criminal simply because they belong to this party or that party? Hmmm. I must say, I haven't heard this type of excuse from anyone older than 8 years old but if it works for you...

"But, but, but...the republicans were doiiiinng it toooooo!"”

“My brother, who ran Bush's campaign in the Toledo area in 2000, told me of a clandestine group within the republican party that tore down signs on a regular basis. This happens during every election by both parties, the only difference is, the democrats are willing to roll the sleeves up and work alongside thier supporters and pull the signs up.”

“I alway's hated lawn signs anyway. I'd rather you come to my door so I can slam it in your face.”

“Ahhh, Nigal. No, I walk by signs every day that I don't agree with. Freedom of speech is everyone's right in this great country. That's why I stated that the activity of tearing down signs is LOW CLASS.
Here's one for you, "Re-defeat Bush in 2004".”

“Bush. The only president to have to sneak in the back door of the Whitehouse for his own inaugural.”

“Ice Tea got busted for taking down democratic candidate signs a few years ago.

So there.”

“I'm like so shocked that he of all people would do such a thing!!!!”

“Yeah, he's a Republican. You know, a model citizen? (***snicker***)”

“Well, Artex, as the vice president said just a few weeks ago, as I recall, he says, says he, ...”

“Model citizen is as model citizen does.”

“Then again, anyone who votes based on who's got more signs out shouldn't be allowed to vote, much less breed. :)”

“I didn't know how good he was till I saw the alternative. He and Hillary are sure at home in front of several thousand people.”

“Yes, it was Bill at his best, the rat sum #&%!$.

He was down right -gulp- likable.

I coulda sworn I saw a wave of grannie panties hit the stage when he walked on.....!”

“There can be mistaking Bill's talent at speaking. He's as good as Algore is bad.”

“Hey, John Kerry is a shi**y tipper! What a cheapskate!

”

“Fine.

http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/index.html?keyword=kerry”

“Hey, the guy can't fly around in his personal jumbo jet and give good tips. Give the rich bastard a break.”

“You'd think that the political handlers for Michael Dukakis' Lt. Governor would have more sense than to put him in that situation.”

“Yep - what a jackass.”

“Mutt, you shouldn't talk about Bison like that!”

“D'Oh!”

“I took no offense, I was pretty sure he was talking about that thing in the picture. What is that? An anal probe?”

“Jealous?”

“Kerry was touring a NASA facility, and the NASA folks made him wear that suit. Now, the $64 question is, who is ultimately in charge of NASA???”

“Let me guess...Halliburton? The Skull and Bones Club? Bush himself?”

“Yep Geo you're right, they kidnapped him, drugged him (look at the smile on his face), and dressed him up.”

“Bush takes another tumble on mountain bike
President did not require medical attention after spill
Updated: 12:56 p.m. ET July 27, 2004CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush, for the second time in two months, took a tumble on his mountain bike while riding on his Texas ranch, a White House spokeswoman said Monday.

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“During an 18-mile ride, as bikers often do, the president took a minor spill and scraped his knee,” spokeswoman Claire Buchan said. She said the president did not require medical attention after the spill.

Bush had a similar mountain bike mishap at his ranch in late May, when he toppled over while riding downhill on soil loosened by rainfall, and suffered minor cuts and abrasions.

Last year, he toppled off a high-tech Segway scooter at the Bush family estate in Kennebunkport, Maine

The president is spending this week at his ranch, while Democrats hold their convention in Boston to give Sen. John Kerry their presidential nomination to oppose Bush”

“This all really enforces my faith in my government!



Where's that damn third party?”

“Junior got a booboo?

He should've landed on a more expendable body part --- like his head.”

“The funny part is Geobeet making fun of Bush for this. I'd like to see Geobeet do 18 miles on a mountain bike much less without taking a spill. I doubt he'd make it even if ya told him there was KFC at the end of the ride. LOL!”

“I'm sure George was doing some pretty hardcore mtn. biking. Bwaaahahahaha. Keep at it George!

Man, you guys need to lay off Fox News. We all look dumb in Tyvek suits.”

“Ha ha! Now THAT'S funny, Mutt!”

“Somebody call Jerry Falwell. Tinky Winky's trying to convert me.”

“I wish I could find the pic of George Bush picking his nose.”

“Call the Bureau of Mines.... There might be a cave-in.

That was the other #&%!$ Junior pulled --- The week after he had the guys who rescued the miners at the White House for a photo-op, he cut the funding to their agency.

Way Ta Go, Durwood.”

“

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“good grief.”

“Now Mutt's doing this as well?”

“GW knows some things about mining.”

“Good speech a lot better than I expected, not enough to win, and plenty of ammo for Rove, but a he definitely took his anti-Gore pill.”