Alas Poor Democrats

“It must suck always having old white guys about to kick the bucket to vote for.

The Grand Ole Peckerwoods!”

“Wowza, speaking of racist!”

“I imagine homogeny is one of your strong suits, Sarge.”

“And I am guessing delusions of competence is one of your only suits Roseypalmer.”

“Check out the racist trying to make it about me.

LMAO!”

“1. Rosey Palms
Rosey: Pinkish Red
Palms: Inner portion of your hand
or
Rosey Palms: The imaginary girfriend of every guy whos only been serviced by himself

Rosey Palms is every guys girlfriend when they are single. She speaks perfect sign language, and shes a dirty slut that'll do anything you want her to.”

“That's funny XL.

Hey, did your mom have any children that lived?”

“OH MY....that was REALLY good...so now I am guessing you just got home from 7th grade there?


Sarge...if that is the best he can do/....”

“Oh right. Sorry. I was just trying to get down on your level of masturbation insults. Ya know, that lockerroom jock bravado. 'Cause, ya know, we know you wouldn't want anyone on here to think you are anything less than a big, tough manly firefighter, right XL? Have you ever made the cut for the annual Augusta firefighter calendar, XL? 'Cause I am SURE there are some serious HUNKS in there.

Speaking of the heavy innuendo I've been seeing on here lately, I'd just like to say that what I REALLY admire is how XL seems to stick up for Sarge, and Stovie, and gosh, it's all just a BIG LOVE FEST. In fact, it'd just downright touching, sweet and full of feeeeeeelings.”

“Decisions, decisions, it must be confusing to be a Democrap.

Confusing? I dunno. I do know that it scares the living bajeezus out of the wingnuts to know that one of those two will be the next President.”

“YOU know Palmer...um there is no Augusta Firefighter Calendar..and WGASA about a freaking calendar...but I think this goes perfectly to illustrate what a really sophmoric sense of humor you possess.


Sorry I was working last night so I didn't get a chance to view your RAPIER wit...jeeze watching you debate is like watching a retard hump a door knob....(LOL)(apologize to all the Retards out there)”

“Hyway, please ignore XL. He treats retards who hump door knobs poorly.”

“"but I think this goes perfectly to illustrate what a really sophmoric sense of humor you possess............................jeeze watching you debate is like watching a retard hump a door knob....(LOL)(apologize to all the Retards out there)"
XL400236
8:38:47 AM
2/26/08

Now that's funny.”

“But but Sarge...I did apologize to the Retards....(LOL). Can you tell we were watching Dodgeball last night? OH God there are some classic moments in that...some really BAAD moments....but one of my Engineers has memorized Lance Armstrong's speech at the end and will use it whenever he thinks we are "not working hard enough"...LOL”

“I do know that it scares the living bajeezus out of the wingnuts to know that one of those two will be the next President. - Kleetn

And the "moderate conservatives" and the libertarians as well. Of course you're so far left that those people are "wingnuts" in your eyes as well.”

“LOL..the fun part is that the Islamos KNOW either Obamammmama or Shrillery will mean they get a break. I would be worried if I lived near a MAJOR city or other target...but Kleetn won't have to worry, the Islamos ceeded the destruction of the West Coast to the Clin----sorry Chinese.”

“By the 1760s the English, both at home and in the American colonies, applied the term “Cracker” to Scots-Irish settlers of the remote southern back country, as noted in a passage from a letter to the Earl of Dartmouth: "I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by Crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascalls on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas, and Georgia, who often change their places of abode." The word was later associated with the cowboys of Georgia and Florida.

The “Cracker Party” was a Democratic Party political machine that dominated city politics in Augusta, Georgia for over half of the 20th century.”

“Sorry I was working last night so I didn't get a chance to view your RAPIER wit...
XL400236
5:38:47 AM

Q: What constitutes work for XL400236?

A: Answer confusing. Try again later.

“But but Sarge...I did apologize to the Retards....(LOL). Can you tell we were watching Dodgeball last night?

XL400236
5:56:23 AM”

“It was the FIRST HALF there Marky Mark (remember try to give the WHOLE story when you try to draw a silly inference)> yeah that would have put it up to the 1950's (Dems by the way who really LOVED Segregation.....) So basically its a group of now dead racists...from the Democratic Party.....

(sadly looks like we got another " " humping a doorknob.)”

“Cowboys in Georgia?   Well, there were a few of those Suburban Plowboys around after John Travolta's plastic-bull-riding movie came out, all duded up with their boots, big belt buckles & cowboy hats (no horses, no cattle).... the standard George Bush 'windshield cowboys'.”

“Copter ramp cowboy. Here's the wave.”

“Yeah we called them "I live in My Mother's basement"....But its safe down there right Tilty.....”

“".....remember try to give the WHOLE story when you try to draw a silly inference)> yeah that would have put it up to the 1950's (Dems by the way who really LOVED Segregation.....) So basically its a group of now dead racists...from the Democratic Party....."

The whole stroy?

Yup, the racists jumped to the Republican Party.

Been up all night?
Certainly the amphetamine has kicked in by now.
That would explaing the jerky grammar.
You and Elvis.............”

“WHich is why the Civil Rights Act was pushed by the EEEVIL Racist Republicans over the Democrats right????

You know you REALLY should get off the doorknob and start reading some books there Marky Mark”

“Civil Rights was pushed by a Democratic administration and passed by moderate Democrats and Republicans.

It was opposed by racist Democrats who joined the Republican Party.

Maybe you should go back to rehab and unscramble what's left of your brain.”

“True civil rights are a conservative ideal.

Racist (phoney) civil rights are a liberal ideal.”

“Since it's not likely GA will pass any same sex marriage laws XL, you could consider marrying Sarge and Stove in Mass?”

“Check out the libbie making fun of homosexuality.”

“No, it was a serious suggestion.”

“
Changes to the Washington Times Style Guide
By Eric Pfeiffer | February 25, 2008 5:41

As a number of my former Washington Times colleagues can attest to, the hiring of John Solomon as the paper's editor-in-chief brings with it many hopes for enhancing the paper's reputation, overall quality and staff morale.

One of the paper's most embarrassing components has been its reliance on outdated, and some would say, loaded, stylistic preferences: homosexual "marriage," in place of gay marriage; illegal aliens instead of illegal immigrants, and so on.


(No word from the Moonies on whether Moonies will still be referred to as Moonies ---- )

”

“So, Rosey comes in one day and explains to his mom he's gay...

His mother thinks a minute and says,"Is that where some guy nails you up the ass?"

"YES Mother." replies an exasperated Rosey.

"And is that where you will also "s*ck their d*ck?" she asks.

"Yes Mother." rosey replies as a shiver of anticipation runs through his body.

"Well there is one thing I want you to know." She says sternly "I NEVER want to hear you #&%!$ about what I cook again."”

“Right, so who's the juvenile here, XL? Did your son tell you that one after he came back from the county slammer?”

“Gotta do something to be considered a victim... Dems just like getting the free money themselves.”

“Delusion paints graphs on the Nervous Room walls.”

“Warren Buffet in two zero zero eight and Milinda Gates as his running mate.”

“AH yes...Sale apparently DOES know about the long term effects of heavy drug use.”

““Gotta do something to be considered a victim... Dems just like getting the free money themselves.”
XL400236

As opposed to fatcat Repugnicans getting the free money for themselves.”

“Oh I agree there are few if any Republicans with a clean slate......but I am betting we will see quicker change with the Republicans than the entrenched Dems.”

“Did you guys ever figure out what Fascism was?     ROF”

“Tilt, go back to watching nickelodeon in your mother's basement.”

“Can't buy a clue can you?”

“They want it to mean what they want, or they just can't grasp those little details.”

“You go to war with what you've got.”

“Fascism = Wanting to fry the Grandkids of your political enemies, like tilypoo does.”

“This should make you think a little:

There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq.





When some claim that President Bush shouldn't
have started this war, state the following:





a. FDR led us into World War II.

b. Germany never attacked us ; Japan did.
>From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost .
an average of 112,500 per year.








c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea
North Korea never attacked us .
>From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost .
an average of 18,334 per year.







d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962.
Vietnam never attacked us.







e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire.
From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost ..
an average of 5,800 per year.



f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us . He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.
< /SPAN>



g. In the years since terrorists attacked us ,

President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya , Iran , and, North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. The Democrats are complaining about how long the war is taking.

But Wait






It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno
to take the Branch Davidian compound.
That was a 51-day operation..







We've been looking for evidence for chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.





It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the
Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard
than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his
Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick.

It took less time to take Iraq than it took
to count the votes in Florida!!!

Our Commander-In-Chief is doing a GREAT JOB !
The Military morale is high!

The biased media hopes we are too ignorant
to realize the facts

But wait!

There's more!


JOHN GLENN (on the Senate floor - January 26, 2004)

Some people still don't understand why military personnel do what they do for a living. This exchange between Senators John Glenn and Senator Howard Metzenbaum is worth reading. Not only is it a pretty impressive impromptu speech, but it's also a good example of one man's explanation of why men and women in the armed services do what they do for a living.





This IS a typical, though sad, example of what
some who have never served think of the military.




Senator Metzenbaum (speaking to Senator Glenn):
'How can you run for Senate when you've never held a real job?'

Senator Glenn (D-Ohio):
'I served 23 years in the United States Marine Corps.
I served through two wars. I flew 149 missions.
My plane was hit by anti-aircraft fire on 12 different
occasions. I was in the space program. It wasn't my
checkbook, Howard; it was my life on the line. It was
not a nine-to-five job, where I took time off to take the daily cash receipts to the bank.'

'I ask you to go with me . . as I went the other day...
to a veteran's hospital and look those men .
with their mangled bodies . in the eye, and tell THEM
they didn't hold a job!

You go with me to the Space Program at NASA
and go, a s I have gone, to th e widows and Orphans
of Ed White, Gus Grissom a nd Roger Chaffee...
and you look those kids in the eye and tell them
that their DADS didn't hold a job.

You go with me on Memorial Day and you stand in
Arlington National Cemetery, where I have more friends buried than I'd like to remember, and you watch those waving flags.


You stand there, and you think about this nation,
and you tell ME that those people didn't have a job?

What about you?'
For those who don't remember
During W.W.II, Howard Metzenbaum was an attorney representing the Communist Party in the USA .”