I told you that #&%!$ would make you stu pid...

“is it routine to search the trailer for no license plate? they musta been actin funny”

“Search Incident to Arrest.”

“Weeks v. United States, 232 U.S. 383, 392 (1914); Carroll v. United States, 267 U.S. 132, 158 (1925); Agnello v. United States, 269 U.S. 20, 30 (1925).”

“United States v. Robinson, 414 U.S. 218, 235 (1973). See also id. at 237-38 (Justice Powell concurring). The Court applied the same rule in Gustafson v. Florida, 414 U.S. 260 (1973), involving a search of a motorist's person following his custodial arrest for an offense for which a citation would normally have issued. Unlike the situation in Robinson, police regulations did not require the Gustafson officer to take the suspect into custody, nor did a departmental policy guide the officer as to when to conduct a full search. The Court found these differences inconsequential, and left for another day the problem of pretextual arrests in order to obtain basis to search. Soon thereafter, the Court upheld conduct of a similar search at the place of detention, even after a time lapse between the arrest and search. United States v. Edwards, 415 U.S. 800 (1974).”

“Search Incident to Arrest.—The common-law rule permitting searches of the person of an arrestee as an incident to the arrest has occasioned little controversy in the Court.216 The dispute has centered around the scope of the search. Since it was the stated general rule that the scope of a warrantless search must be strictly tied to and justified by the circumstances which rendered its justification permissible, and since it was the rule that the justification of a search of the arrestee was to prevent destruction of evidence and to prevent access to a weapon,217 it was argued to the court that a search of the person of the defendant arrested for a traffic offense, which discovered heroin in a crumpled cigarette package, was impermissible, inasmuch as there could have been no destructible evidence relating to the offense for which he was arrested and no weapon could have been concealed in the cigarette package. The Court rejected this argument, ruling that "no additional justification" is required for a custodial arrest of a suspect based on probable cause.218”

“tl; dr

a simple yes wouldve sufficed”

“yes!”

“Wood Pleds Guilty To Forgetting 21lbs of Pot In Former Apt.


http://www.kmvt.com/news/local/18953459.html”

“How come he's not part of the
Bush admenacetration?
last edited: 5/15/08 7:01:10 AM”

“forgetting that much smoke is definitely a crime”

“must be good smoke if you forget where you left 21Lbs”

“

A river rescue turned into a river chase in west Reno around 8:30 a.m. on Tuesday.

Blake Lister, 23, of Reno, was reported to be in trouble and screaming for help as he was washed down the Truckee River toward Idlewild Park. Reno Fire Department water rescue teams were called to the river to set up containment areas along the river downstream to save the victim. The man was not wearing a floatation device.

Rescue swimmers were able to reach Lister but he allegedly resisted their rescue attempts. The man was heard singing and talking, so it appeared to firefighters that he was not in distress.

Just above the Foster Street bridge, the man pulled himself onto a large rock near the river’s center revealing he was naked below the waist. The man appeared calm and in good humor as he tied a t-shirt around his waist. After singing to himself, the man leapt back into the river. Firefighters soon surrounded him and pushed him to shore. After a checkup at St. Mary’s Regional Medical Center, the man was arrested and jailed for indecent exposure (a gross misdemeanor), Reno Police Sgt. Dave Macauley said.

No alcohol was involved but Lister’s mental state and possible drug use were in question, Macauley said. Lister had purposely jumped in the river at an unknown location putting himself and rescuers at risk.

According to Macauley, after being pulled from the river Lister said, “I’ll never take drugs again!”


source”

“Ha hahahaha. Good one.”

“Four people were arrested Wednesday night and accused of pointing a green laser beam at two passenger planes attempting to land at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport.

The laser was also pointed at a police helicopter, temporarily blinding the pilot, and at a LifeFlight chopper that responds to emergencies for MetroHealth Medical Center. The police helicopter pilots said the laser beam entered their cockpit and struck the pilot directly in the eyes. The beam also created a disorienting matrix effect, with the light bouncing back and forth between the windows and control panels.

"If not for the skill of our pilots, there could have been a crash," police Lt. Thomas Stacho said.

Liana Wiemels, 25, of Parma Heights, and Brook Park residents Justin Dewalt, 24; Michael Wiemels, 19; and Charles Hendricks, 24, were arrested on suspicion of interfering with aircraft operations.
[...]
Patrolmen stopped a black Pontiac Grand Am. Dewalt, who was in the back seat, had a $500 laser device in a case and a marijuana pipe containing residue in his pocket, police said. He was also accused of having drug paraphernalia.

The FBI is also investigating the airport incident.

"If the case is handled federally, they face up to 20 years in prison," FBI Special Agent Scott Wilson said. "We take this very seriously."

http://www.cleveland.com/news/plaindealer/index.ssf?/base/cuyahoga/1212741113106540.xml&coll=2”

“Two Fashion Institute of Technology students who are regulars on the Chelsea club scene were busted Wednesday for running a coke ring from their dorm, police sources said.
Christine Scafa, 22, of Princeton Junction, N.J., and Mickenzie Dippenworth, 21, of Bel Air, Md., are suspected of supplying students at the school and other patrons from the club scene with cocaine over the past month, according to the sources.
"Oh, my God, are you guys serious!" Dippenworth yelled to photographers as the giggling pair were led from the Seventh Precinct station house Wednesday night.
.......more.......
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,465367,00.html
last edited: 12/11/08 11:36:18 AM”

“Stovie, do you ever post anything nice, friendly, kind or enlightening? Do you even know what I'm talking about?”

“What a pain in the butt!

Okeechobee man, 70, shot in the buttocks leads deputies to marijuana grow house

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/jan/08/okeechobee-man-70-shot-buttocks-leads-deputies-mar/”

“At least he didn't get shot in the butt and have crack in his crack!”

“LMAO @ words.

sorry stove but he made a funny.”

“You are forgiven.”

“Ann Arbor teenager pleads guilty in rabbit killing

ANN ARBOR, Mich. - A 17-year-old from Ann Arbor has pleaded guilty to animal cruelty in the baseball bat beating death of his girlfriend's pet rabbit.

The Ann Arbor News reports Andre Duane Watley will be sentenced Feb. 25 after pleading guilty recently in Washtenaw County Circuit Court to misdemeanor animal cruelty and telephone tampering charges.

Watley was originally charged with a felony of killing or torturing an animal. He was accused of killing the rabbit during a fight Jan. 18 with his 17-year-old girlfriend at her Ann Arbor home.

Police say the girl confronted Watley about marijuana use, and the rabbit was hit after she smashed two marijuana pipes with the bat.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-mi-petrabbitkilled,0,4998172.story”

“ummmm silly libbies?”

“No Beating Bunnies!! That is awful! Repeat No Beating Bunnies!”

“What about monkeys?”

“Do you think the whole "duck season wabbit season" debate would be lost on this guy?
Now I bet the kid is wondering why he "pined" so much over her.”

“Man Accused Of Putting Kitten Inside A Bong

LANCASTER COUNTY, Neb. (March 3, 2009)-- Charges were pending Tuesday against a Nebraska man accused of putting a kitten inside of a homemade bong.

Police found the kitten after responding to a report of a domestic disturbance Sunday at the home the 20-year-old man shared with his grandfather.

While investigating, they discovered the man was named in an outstanding drug paraphernalia possession warrant.

As they took him into custody, they found the kitten.

The man told officers he put the cat in the bong to calm the animal down, police said.

The cat appeared to be shaken up, but otherwise was none the worse for wear for the experience, Humane Society workers said.

http://www.kwtx.com/offbeatnews/headlines/40664862.html”

“shouldn't this be on the FAILED thread?”

“Maybe, he just looked like a typical stupid druggie. ;-)”

“Alarming Trend: Kids Literally Smoking CANDY
It Sounds Bizarre, But Just Take A Look On YouTube And You'll See It's Very Real -- And Very Dangerous



It's taking place in lunchrooms, playgrounds and classrooms across the tri-state area.

It may even be happening in your own home -- kids smoking candy.

But doctors and safety experts say this new trend isn't so sweet.

Every so often, 18-year-old Jeremy Froncek says he sneaks a smoke.

"Around the house, ya know, outside of work," Froncek said.

But he's not puffing on cigarettes. He's "smoking" candy.

It sounds bizarre -- even impossible. But kids grind up pieces of candy -- like "Smarties" – and they actually inhale the fine candy powder then blow it out like cigarette smoke.

"Eventually, as I got better at it, you know, it was just a cool thing to do," Froncek said.

And that's what has parents and drug counselors so concerned. A quick search on YouTube shows dozens of how-to videos created by children of all ages. Some clips even show children snorting the sweet stuff.

"Before I was sent the YouTube videos, I had never heard of smoking and snorting Smarties," drug safety expert Peggy Sapp said.

Sapp was alarmed that kids are mimicking such dangerous and illegal habits, but said kids often do what's "in" to fit in.

"Who doesn't want to be cool? To get on YouTube and they have become instant celebrities with their peer groups," Sapp said.

But doctors warn this is dangerous. Mark Shikowitz, a Long Island ear nose and throat specialist, treated a 9-year-old who had pieces of candy lodged in his nose.

"He told his parents that he felt his nose was burning," Dr. Shikowitz said.

The candy eventually dissolved, but Shikowitz said kids could also accidentally inhale the fine powder down the wrong pipe.

"That irritation can cause you to cough, can cause you to laryngospasm, which is your voice box spasming and closing," Shikowitz said.

If the sugar sits in the lungs or in the nasal cavity for a prolonged period of time it could cause an infection.

"Any time you have a substance such as sugar in these areas, which are moist, it creates a terrific growth medium for bacteria," Shikowitz said.

Experts also worry that this trend could spark interest in real cigarettes or illegal drugs.

The company that manufactures Smarties said it "regrets that a negative message of this type has been sent to young people."”

“Girl moves out of her college dorm room for the summer break, forgets to pack her pot plants

http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0509/621768.html”

“News Corp.”

“ABC.”

“Dumbass”

“Police: Couple Smoked Pot With Baby In Car
Drive-Through Worker Calls Police

INDIANAPOLIS -- Police have arrested a couple allegedly caught smoking marijuana while waiting in the drive-through line at an Arby's restaurant with their 1-year-old in the back seat.

A restaurant employee noticed the aroma late Friday and called 911, then had the couple wait for their order as police sped to the scene.

Officer Brian Silcox said he smelled marijuana while approaching the car. He said both 27-year-old Marshall Chatman and 25-year-old Constance Payne told officers Chatman had been smoking a cigar.

Police also said a loaded handgun was found in the car.

Chatman and Payne were arrested on charges of neglect of a dependent. Chatman also was arrested on a marijuana possession charge. Child welfare officials took custody of the baby.

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/20047071/detail.html”

“Maybe if it was legal they wouldn't need the gun or maybe have to be in the car with the child as they were.”

“this is clearly a case of an anti-gun liberal police bias”

“I wonder if they ever got their order?”

“Police also said a loaded handgun was found in the car.

That should endear them to the gun-humpers.”

“I figured this story was about rosey until I saw it was in INDIANAPOLIS.”

“Putz.
last edited: 7/14/09 8:00:33 AM”

“me thinks stoveit has a hard on for rosey”

“i am pretty sure that would be a NEG jello...”

“Damned heterosexuals shouldn't be allowed to have kids.”

“Smoking anything in a car with a baby is neglectful and stupid. Second-hand smoke is not good for their little lungs.”

“I told you that #&%!$ would make you stupid...

There's lots of first person examples on this thread. LOL”

“Stupid is as stupid does.”

“Exacto-knife”

“Pull it out and play with it?”