'Racist' Conan O'Brien TV Show

“'Racist' Conan O'Brien TV Show

This is funny!”

“They had to pick on something; it's too cold up there to flash a boob!”

“Stop payment on the check.”

“That's a shame. We should invade Quebec and transplant all their hot women to Florida where they will have the oppotunity to flash their breasts year-round!”

“The Canadian race?

National outrage over a hand puppet?

Can we ship them a sense of humor?”

“I guess the Masturbating Bear didn't bother them, though.”

“for me to poop on!”

“No Violin, the French race, not to be confused with the human race........”

“Anyone seen Chepell's Show? OMG! They did this parody of a 50's Leave it to Beaver but the white all American family was named the Niggars. Dave was the black milk man and he comes in to deliver tha milk and says, "Mornin' Niggars! How are you Niggars doin' today?"

"Would you like some bacon?", says Mrs. Niggar.

"Oh no I know better than to get between a Niggar and his pork!"

And the one about the black, blind leader of the KKK was just priceless!”

“Whew! Them Canucks are a testy bunch, ain't they???”

“That's our fault, too! lol...”

“Dave Chappelle is hilarious.

This is another point on which my wife and I disagree.”

“Then again, when my wife and I went to see Dumb and Dumber she barely cracked a smile. I nearly pizzed my pants.”

“What did the five fingers say to tha face?”

“SLAP!!

Gawd that was so funny..."Cocain's a terrible drug."”

“The Canadian feds were just being PC to save their own @sses.

If you guys/gals can get Quebec talk shows, or Quebec produced T.V shows (You will need to understand them first :o) )....some of the things they say about English Canada are not so impressive either.

The French sure can dish it out...but they can't take a joke. Get some stinky cheese to go with that whine.”

“TT=trail thrash! Ahh?”

“I'm Rick James, B!tch!”

“Tilt I never took you as a Dave Chappelle fan, lol.”

“Hell, I was stealing Richard Pryor's material when you guys were learning Hooked on Phonics.”

“My first album was Richard Pryor's "That N*****'s Crazy!", ca 1978....lol....”

“Then there was George Carlin and Cheech & Chong... It's funny seeing Tommy on That 70s Show. I mean --- Who Else could do that crazy old hippy routine like he can? LMAO

But the strangest thing was catching part of Nash Bridges... I remember turning on the boob tube and --- Cheech is a cop? Toooo Weird! LOL Talk about 'casting against type'!”

“Gheech Marin now plays Tyne Daly's (Remember Cagney and Lacy?)Love interest in "Judging Amy"

Did you see the episode of Nash Bridges where both Tubbs (Phillip Michael Thomas) and (Tommy) Chong had roles?”

“That would've been strange enough....”

“hah, i saw this show last night, i thought it was hysterical. i was doubled over laughing.”

“I recollect this one episode of the 'Amos and Andy' show...”

“SAPHIRE!”

“LOL!!!”

“Gotcha!”

“Conan is 'sorry'.
Ha Ha!”

“Next show on-the-road should be in Alabama, I suppose.”

“What did they expect from "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" anyway?”

“Poop perhaps?”

“Damn French Canadians can't take a joke. Now who's crotch is stinking up the place?”

“I was suprised to learn French Canadians are a 'race'. ;-)”