Valentines Day Stinks

“Nope, burned off the calories with amazing sex. ;)”
Sassafras
8:11:23 AM
2/13/06

wooo hoooo....go girl!!!!!!!”

“Leo...great recipe but I have heard that some people don't like Hare in their food.

Sorry long weekend.

Had to cover a shift for another officer last night. One of my firefighters is hiding his Valentie's Gift at the station. His girfriend works at the hospital on night shift. So he is going to take it and put it in her car tonight while she is at work.”

“:-)”

“Laurie got flowers, wine, truffles, and all 6 dvd sets of Sex and the City. We celebrated on the weekend since we'll be apart tomorrow.”

“I will do mine on Wednesday when I drive up,must say looking forward to it. have to get rid of this cold or whatever I have took a sick day need to get better”

“LMAO @ Sassafras! I've never been impressed w/Godiva personally.

I got Tarpy some sexy lingerie, he's going to look so hot.”

“Vitamin C, hot steamy showers and spicey food does the trick, Spalpeen.”

“Oulala! banana hammock? =D”

“thanks Sass I will try but all I feel like doing is sleeping and I have done enough of that since Friday”

“With lace and sequins and glitter and...stuff.
:-D”

“Yes it sucks. I don't do catholic holidays, we've been married for 16 years now (let's grow up please), but I know I'm screwed if I don't get her something.”

“maybe I should make a trip to Victorias secret today,not for Me,well I guess it is”

“Spray paint a romantic message on the front lawn Nigal. It'll last until you have to mow for the first time this spring. You gotta have a half full can of spray paint laying around somewhere.

I can just imagine her face, lmao!”

“There's a father/daughter dance at the rec center tomorrow night, so Ana and her dad are going. She's thrilled. He's got chocolates and flowers for her.

I'll be up the road boilin' up bunnies with the moms, LOL! c'mon along lizs!”

“twiggy, after you get the extra special just for you v-day poem I'm going to write any day now, you will not be boiling poor little bunnies.”

“Well I took the other half to Austrailia for her birthday....I might go back and get her.”

“oh that smooooothie, Stovey!

;-)”

“I need to change a couple of words for lizs so it will be just for you too. ;-)”

“pffffft!
:)”

“Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Got to put the ol' thinking cap on......
Twiggy has already busted me for sending out the same v-day poem to all my 'harem' a couple of years ago or so.
Dang women are just so dang hard to get along with..... ;-)”

“Like bear said. Yeah V Day sucks, commercial Hallmark holiday, blah blah. But ignore it and the dog house.

Jewelry is nice because she can wear it and think of you. And it doesn't have to be super expensive. A nice silver necklace is always appreciated too. Flowers, always good. Doesn't have to be roses. Most women prefer other kinds of flowers. I love tulips best. When in doubt, Godiva. Perfume is nice. Again, she wears it and thinks of you. And she'll want to wear it because you think it smells nice. So don't just buy anything, sniff around the perfume counter and find something you truly think is pretty/sexy and tell her that you chose it for her.

I love the handwritten card idea. Good one.”

“Give dang women Godiva around here, and they get mad at you and say "You think I'm fat and want to make me fatter!"

Dang women. ;-)”

“Dang women. ;-)

ha! that's what our secretary was just tellin' me she does to her hubby!
LOL...

Someone I used to work with told me how his wife (from someplace other than the US) hated the materialism here. For their anniversary, she gave her husband a jar of polished rocks from the beach they met on, or something like that. That sounds better to me than anything.
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“My wife is so lucky. I'm picking up this little number just for her:





Sorry ladies… I’m already taken.”

“Little red x ?”

“No. A brand new vacuum cleaner.”

“Can it suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
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“Jimmy san, find me a girl friend that can do that and I'll marry her. ;-)”

“Can it suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?”

“Ol' Willie Nelson would be proud.”

“My daughter just went and bought a $30 teddy bear for her boyfriend even after I explained to her and her mother how guys really don't like to receive such gifts but feel obligated to display them.

Their response - "oh but its so cute".”

“What do you know violin. You are male.”

“You didn't tell her what guys really do want, did you? I don't think I could tell _my_ daughter that.”

“We had that talk already - different context.”

“Can it suck the spin off a Democrat?”

“it can suck the bullcrap off a republican, no the take up bag is not big enough”

“I've never been impressed w/Godiva personally
lyra
8:39:46 AM
2/13/06


if you love choclate...and cheesecake, try Godiva cheesecake......it is THE VERY BEST thing I have ever put in my mouth....heavenly!!!!!!!”

“But their brownies are lame, esp at $4 each. They have a texture like they've been on the shelf for at least a month. All the chocolatieness in the world can't make that better.”

“OK, I take it all back. Valentines day rawks! My wife gave me a card, Starbucks card, Harry and David chocolate covered blue berries and two tickets to go see Matisyahu.

Woohoo! I think I'm in love!”

“Oh man, I hope you got something sufficiently great to give back! The pressure must be awful. ;)”

“I got her a card and a starbucks card. Oh and two of her favorite candy bars.”

“I got a tie and some ear rings.”

“I have to wait till tomorrow”

“The vacuum went over great. I'm definately gettin' some later.”

“okay, I got her a new cell phone... then I am letting her and the daughter go to Florida for a horse show.....”

“I hope I get something nice. : ) Won't know til tonight. I'm guessing at least flowers.”

“PS. I think this turned into a "valentine's day rocks" thread instead. : )

I'll get us back on track. he he
Yucky Valentine's Day!
One year my date stood me up.
A couple of years ago, somebody slipped something in my drink and my friend Beth had to take care of me the rest of the night. Don't remember a single thing. Woke up in a place I didn't know. Luckily I was wearing the t-shirt I had given my friend Keith or I would have freaked (He had picked us up and Beth and Keith put me to bed in his guest room)
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Okay this is my punch line so say well HONEY BABE Darling!!! If you really don't know what to get me let's make a deal and sooooooo Don't buy me any thang and I won't buy you nothing!!!!
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Rookie mistake.”

““I hope I get something nice. : ) Won't know til tonight. I'm guessing at least flowers.”
pixie
2:57:49 PM

My poem wasn't 'nice'???? ;-)”